I am a person who shits themselves and needs to sear a diaper

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  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You may be, or have a friend or loved one, who is in the same place. Holy fucking shit, does this suck. To put it quite honestly, when you have these problems, and they are quite common, just immediately walking to the bathroom can be tough. 5-10 minutes of the start of the I have got to go right fucking now means enough has built up that just walking breaks the seal and lets out the pressure. There is no way to hold it. Your muscles involuntarily work against you and the shit is liquid and fast moving. There is often huge flatulence behind it.

    You can do some things to help stop it, but you do not always know when it comes. The commercials about it on TV do not do it justice, and the stigma behind it is awful. I am normally decent with the injured and sick, and this is really a hidden thing that parents should be explaining to their fucking kids better.

    This shit happens to a lot of us. It is embarasing and yes it is disgusting. It isn't just old people or the rare disease as I was lead to believe. Now that I am in the club, there are a lot of us. I didn't used to need to shit all that often either. for forty year there was no question I could make it to a toilet even if it was hours. It is not a matter of will when this happens to you. If you wait long enough your body will do it for you. I can will my body to do a lot of things, and I used to be able to stop this, but no more.

    So be kind to a person who you see has some adult diapers in their bag. Feel glad you do not have this problem. Realize that it may come for you when you get elderly and it isn't a joke.
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  2. steve2^4

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    TMI?
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  3. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I am pretty sure it is not too much insulin considering I take novalone and that does seem to help. Thanks for asking, but I had already considered that.
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Sear a diaper?
    Is this some new Bobby Flay shit I haven't heard about?
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  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    You’ve got to be shitting me.
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  8. Bickendan

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  9. We Are Borg

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    I haven't had a gall bladder for almost a decade and the only difference I've noticed is that when I have to shit, I HAVE TO SHIT.
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    What gall.
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    I do feel for you, T and I don't want to detract from this important and sensitive topic. However, can I congratulate you on inadvertently finding the perfect description of the average Federal Farmer post?

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    It's the only way to seal in the flavor.
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    I am going to leave it and just admit I can spell better than I can hold it nowadays.
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    You're saying it... depends?
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    I hope you refer to them as the TereRuns.
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