I cum in your Face, man!

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  1. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    I've never encountered a littler bitch who could beat you in a piss and moan cryathalon. Mommy did you a disservice by letting you suck on the tit that long. You embarrass yourself.:busheep:
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  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  3. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Thanks.

    Make sure you pick your departing gift on your way the fuck out of here.
  4. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    Do you represent the sniveling bitch I addressed?

    If so what kind of gift do you have in mind?
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  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  6. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    :repwhine:

    Just a guess what this is about.
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  7. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Some of these newcomers are just so...charming.
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  8. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    Lol, Bingo! Face will take a little cheese with his whine.
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    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Yes, that's exactly it. :drama:
  10. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    I thought for a minute that "I cum in your face, man" was the new "I drink your milkshake."

    I see I was mistaken. :bergman:
  11. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    In the former case, DRAINAGE is highly desirable.
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  12. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    I suppose the title may appear to imply something about protein shakes.
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  13. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  14. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  15. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Starchaser Fallen Angel

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    So, this thread isnt really about bukkake then? :unsure:
    Ted would've loved this thread if it were. :D
  17. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    Haha! You get ghey from whey (protein shakes)?
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  18. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Well, that depends on your point of view. From an SAT analogy point of view--that reference should be good for at least a few more years--bukkake is to porn as this thread is to a thread someone would care about.
  19. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Look I made a new friend! His name is usediesel! Can he come over for dinner! I promise he won't cum on your face.

    :dayton:
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  21. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Follow the advice in my sig!
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Geez, rep war is stupid, but getting bent out of shape over it is even more so. :jayzus:
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    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Eh, degrees of infinity.
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    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Chuck Go Giants!

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    [pie]
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  26. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I didn't know there was a rep war going on.
  27. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    right up there with "Stork Fucker" in the anals of humour.
  28. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    Me neither. I intended an old fashioned square off. Just insult each other. Maybe have a duel.
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  29. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    Edited for accuracy
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  30. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    That wouldn't be fair.

    People like me better than you.
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