I got thrown out of the bowling ally last night.....

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  1. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Yes. Apparently dancing is not apporiate. :drunkfriends: It was actually kinda funny, they played that G-D song from the 90's "Tootsie Roll". I mean come on its a classic! :dancer: But because we had everyone dancing to it instead of bowling the owner came and said something about it being a childrens establishment. Of course with my big mouth I had to bring up the fact that its a bowling alley next to the barracks. WITH a full bar attached on the inside. And it was 11 at night on a school night :devil: Needless to say. I got kicked out :weep: Thats the last time I inspire grown up drunks to dance! :ua: (Until next time........ or maybe a wordforge meet-up :diablo:)
  2. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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  3. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Do you mean a full bed? Why would a bowling alley have a bed in it?
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  4. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    I was barred from the University of Florida's bowling alley when a friend and I broke the lane...

    So, for all those in the audience, do NOT roll two balls down the lane at the same time, as one will be slower than the other and will BREAK the pin-changer.
  5. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I was wondering about that too. :unsure:
  6. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I got thrown out of my favorite resteraunt about a year and a half ago because my in-laws couldn't keep their goddamn mouths shut. :garamet:

    I haven't been back since. :(
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  7. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    What'd they say? :shock:
  8. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    Bahama Breeze is your favorite?

    It's...alright...but I didn't think it was THAT good.
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  9. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Well, The Warden and I were meeting them there, and we missed what got it started, but apparently, the sister-in-law cut this dude off in the parking lot, and words were exchanged, and it started escalating from there until the point that this dude bought her and my mom-in-law a Bahamarita and sent them over with a note that said, "Thanks for the blowjob, fatass". :soma:

    By the time we got there, management was involved. I immediately tried difusing the situation by getting everyone to just let it drop, but the inlaws wouldn't hear any of it...they were being a little obnoxious. Eventually we all got thrown out by the manager.

    Luckily, we waited around to pay our bill, but the asshole didn't.

    There happened to be a cop hanging around the parking lot and we got to walk passed him handcuffed in the back seat. :D
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  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Eh?

    I got that the bowling alley is next to some military barracks (probably on a base or something), and contains a full bar, therefore the owner cannot claim to be expecting a strictly families-with-kids crowd.
  11. Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes Resurrected

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    indeed, thats what I thought.