I Had the most wonderful dream about Anna last night.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Aug 18, 2019.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    It involved Tijuana.

    And donkeys.

    :ramen:
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  2. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Plot twist: You were so drunk you didn't realize that it was Tracker. The Donkey was teh Baba. Not sure who the chicken was.

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  3. Mirah

    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    Is this your pick up line or something? What is this?
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  4. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    A while back there was a similar thread. It was a drive-by post, a troll by an old member who didn't post here any more. It had pretty much the same title, but was a racist post because it included some old KKK picture from a past era.

    A lot of Wf members had a thought earlier that same day. They were thinking to themselves: I woke up feeling virtuous this morning. I think I’ll find something to boycott and then tweet about it. Never let it be said I’m not doing my part.

    Many of those posters replied in the thread to demonstrate what great people they are.

    So this is Volpone's pretty lame troll. Obviously he's out of practice, probably living in Libtopia must have enfeebled his mind.


    In that other thread, before the idiots chimed in with their negative energy, my point was basically - this guy King has shown himself to have some questionable ideas, and also express himself with very bad choice of words (what we often call an idiot). So either King is an idiot (in which case who cares what he said, so long as the GOP condemns him and his words, we can always find one lunatic to make the other side look bad).

    Or OTOH, King's a schizo (since he claims he was misquoted, so why would he lie if he really had the hateful intent people think he has)? Why wouldn't he just own it, and be the hateful guy who meant exactly what we thought he meant?
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  5. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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  6. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    It was a direct reply to Mirah. To her reply above mine, and then to her question to me in the King thread.

    Not a fan of PMs.
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  7. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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  8. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    I'm just waiting to see Annas' response....
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  9. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I predict her response will be

    :dst:

    I am going with that chuck, tell me what I won.
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  10. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Steve miller is volopone's bastard
  11. K.

    K. Sober

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    Much more coherent than @Tuttle's post.
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  12. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Dinner is too!
  13. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    You waited three years to make this parody?

    Wack
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  14. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    That's not how you diagnose schiophrenia.

    Interesting when someone is indeed a hateful person and owns it you idolise them.....
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Spot where did zombie touch you!
  17. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    In the special spot.
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  19. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    You missed an opportunity there....
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    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    It's better than his "tee hee hee, I said something that sounded like a bad word" kick from back when the original happened ...
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  21. matthunter

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    I had a thought today.

    You're a hopeless fucking cunt.

    Oddly enough, I've had the same thought every single time I've seen you post.

    This might be bias, of course. But I did some research and, objectively, you are indeed a hopeless fucking cunt.
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  22. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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  23. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Shut the fuck up, bed wetter. :dayton:
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  24. Tererune

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    You may toss my salad anytime.

    Did I say that?
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