I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend.

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  1. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Of one month. She was the first girlfriend I had in Five years.

    Essentially she didn't like the friends I had and demanded that I drop them so I could devote my time to her and her only. She even demanded that I drop every single one of the forums that I like to chat on. She started making all kinds of demands on me.

    So I asked her to stop smoking. I didn't make it a demand.

    And she slapped me. Went into a tirade of how dare I ask her to change and demanded that I accept her for the way she is. But she doesn't have to accept me the I am and has to change me to fit her views?

    Fuck that shit.

    So I ended it today.
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  2. Jenna

    Jenna bingo.

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    Good for you!
  3. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    A whole month?!?!?!?! :cool:
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  4. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    It'll be a year for me and my gf in just over 6 weeks.
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  5. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    Looks to me like it never should have started. :garamet:
  6. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    She wasn't like that in the beginning though. Essentially she's one of those freakish Jeckyll and Hyde types.
  7. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Even if the top paragraph never happened, the bolded part marks the point where the relationship needs to end. Since I don't believe in men hitting women, I won't tolerate a bitch who thinks she somehow has permission to hit me.
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  8. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    experience has taught me that every womans a freakish jekyll and hyde type.

    and the hope that was found in pandoras box was ethanol... :D
  9. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    I got a heads-up for ya...they're all like that, at that age.
  10. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Well, generally, these type of women are the same types that stay in abusive relationships, so if you feel like it, slap her around a bit. She won't leave you, and you know she deserves it. :techman:
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  11. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    In the beginning? Dude this whole relationship was "the beginning," you never got anywhere near the middle.
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  12. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Didn't need to. Once she started that crap with me, that was it.
  13. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    This just proves that old saying. No matter how hot the girl, somewhere someone is tired of her shit.
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  14. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Yep Jennifer Anniston was sweet and cute and all, but she's obviously stuffed with crazy filling if Brad chose to put up with Angelina's shit rather than her stuff.


    Well that and Jolie does ass to mouth. :shrug:
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    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Jennifer's still got me. :shrug:

    She just has to give up her denial over Pitt and realize there are funnier guys out there who actually bathe and stuff. :)
  16. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    We all know that no matter what jennifer does, there is noway she will ever be as but-wild as Angelina!
  17. Liet

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    Billy Bob Thornton disagrees!

    Re: his former wife Jolie:

  18. Aenea

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    I've always felt if the girl hits a guy she has opened the door to being hit just as hard at that moment.

    This comes from growing up with a brother :garamet:
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  19. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Well, brother sister stuff growing up is totally different, in my mind at least, than slapping around your SO.
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    Never hit a girl.
  21. Ramen

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    Do you own a clown suit? :bergman:
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    :yes:

    I don't think I'd ever hit a woman.


    But I could sure shake the hell out of one.;)
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  23. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    sometimes Wayne Brady gotta choke a bitch! :shrug:
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  24. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    I never woulda dated a smoker. Sorry, not my thing. Kissing them feels like licking an ashtray to me.
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  25. Aenea

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    Nope sorry, if a girl hits she should get hit back just as hard. I don't have to worry about this because:

    1) Flow is like you and would never hit a woman, he may be like shooter though :unsure: not sure on that one. I haven't tried to figure that one out.

    and

    2) I don't hit people to solve a problem, namely because it won't solve anything. :shrug:
  26. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    ^I'm not so sure about that.

    I think the only woman that has ever hit/slapped me in anger was my mother when I was 16 or so. I never called her 'woman' again. :marathon:
  27. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    That's worrying... my girlfriend is about the most calm, laid-back person there is... I don't think I've ever seen her get angry about anything, ever. How long until the explosion, will it be as bad as she is calm normally, and is there anything I can do to mitigate the effects?