I'm digging through the news sites about any otter attacks... nope, not seeing anything... Pylades, I have to call bullshit, so pix of the better half or it never happened!
Actually, she looked very much like Blake Lively. Maybe a little bit of Jessica Alba thrown in. 't was sure nice of her to let me do that thing. I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her - because, honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure.
Nah, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better. Especially since she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater!
Yeah, this one's dedicated to them girls that let me flop around on top of them. Near or far, whether short or tall, I wanna thank you all for lettin' me fuck you.
This is bullshit and you fail at the Internet. You are not allowed to make this post unless you also post naked pictures of her while she's sleeping.
Do you intend to keep on having sex, or are you just going to let your prescription for Flunitrazepam expire?
Yeah, I think she might have been a racist - she put a bag on my head. It doesn't matter, I had sex! I just had sex, and I'll never go back to the not-having-sex ways of the past. It felt so great!
Time for a bump? And maybe include the youtube link in a fashion that's a little more obvious? I would've expected a couple more of you to get the reference since the video has, oh, 12 million views by now. [YT="I just had sex."]lQlIhraqL7o[/YT]
Pissing myself the other night when this was on...... [YT="Frankie Boyles Pussy Monster Sketch"]YXES9IWp-00[/YT]
