I might be a racist...

At least according to this. What about you?

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-subtle-signs-you-might-be-a-racist

You did not need to waste your time to get a maybe from a test on a parody site. We all could have told you that you are certainly a racist, and then you could have gone back to yelling at black kids on your lawn or diddling whatever you have chained to the wall of your basement.

I can hear Jeff Foxworthy reading the thread title.

Christian satire is... not.

You might be a fag.

The Bee is usually pretty sharp on church stuff. It’s almost like it’s a lot of inside jokes though. A lot wouldn’t make sense to outsiders.

Nah, I've always been able to get chicks.

Chicks like sticks.

How does your "hot Latina wife" feel about that?

I think she was impressed with the fact that I had many options, yet I chose her. Twice.

Nah, too easy...

Whoever created that sounds butthurt.

Y'know, the author of this piece is soooo close to getting it ... and yet also oh so far.

Of the ass?

Of the ass?

For the record, the Babylon Bee is the right wing equivalent to the Onion.

The few right wingers I've been too lazy to remove like to post from it and think it's the bee's knees.

Satire and conservative philosophy are, by definition, incompatible. Plus American conservatives are just not funny.

Remember when Fox News tried to make a conservative Daily Show?

Yeah, that happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_1/2_Hour_News_Hour

Oh, shit, Manny Coto worked on that piece of shit.
Yes, THAT Manny Coto.
*Flesh crawls*
Auggh!!
It's like finding out your childhood teddy bear was a midget in a suit who sexually got off on your hugs.

Y I K E S

A biological male dressing as a woman in order to gain access to restrooms designated for females, should not be casting aspersions on anyone.

The irony being that a hateful bastard like you shouldn't open their mouth at all, lest the feces spill.

Why, because I don't indulge his fantasy?

Also, I notice you didn't call @Tererun a hateful bastard. Why not? Weren't his comments hateful?

You really suck. seriously, this is all that is left for rightforge? Come on, I can go to any board on the planet and get this sort of response. You are no dayton, and that is really fucking sad because you are not even good at being a piece of shit.

whatever dude, come back to me when you have some spark and fire.

Compared to you? Nah. Compared to you, she's a fucking angel.

Lol!

Unlike Dayton and yourself, I don't care what anyone here thinks. Yes, you and Dayton were cut from the same cloth.

And that's why you can't resist posting here.

That is nice and all, but I am asking you to be more entertaining. You are just blah. Post a meme or something.