I refuse to comply!!!!!

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Eats spinach with hands*
    Get the fuck away from me with your authoritarian utensils!!!!
    Use them to polish your fucking halos!!!

    *Shits into non-spinach hand*
    *Mashes the turd against the wall*
    Oh!! Oh!! I don't use a toilet and paper!?!?
    Oh, heaven for-fucking-bid I don't go along with you authoritarian assbags!!!
    Why don't you use that paper to polish your fucking halos!!!!!

    *Eats spinach with the shit hand*
    Oh!! Oh!! Excuuuuse me!!! Excuse the fuck out of me princesses!!!!!
    Why don't you go pat yourselves on the back for not spreading fecal bacteria!!!???
    Bunch of pawns of the handwashing mafia!!! Authoritarians!!!!!!

    Why don't you use all that fucking soap....TO WASH YOUR FUCKING HALOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    There's nothing at all petulant and unhinged about any of this, and I hereby make you an honorary Vulcan.
    :vulcan:
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Do ya ever wonder if (uncle)Alex Jones gets triggered by finding cryptic subtext in the Muppet Movie?



    kermit being a frog, a rainbow connection..

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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oh, Jesus, I just realized where I've heard this bullshit before!! :doh:

    It's the fucking "bad guy" speech from fucking "Scarface"! :lol:

    God-fucking-damn, when you're paraphrasing an imaginary coke-lord for your moral inspiration, you've gone down the fucking shitter.
    :lol:
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  5. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    When your phrasing is similar, it's parallel development. When mine is, it's "parroting".
    :dayton:
    There is not an honest, good faith bone in your body. No doubt you really think this willful distortion and double standards make you look clever.
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  6. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    What is it with these hot garbage threads? :wtf: :huh:
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  7. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Dicknuckles isn't getting enough attention from mom and dad.
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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Move that yayo, Tony.
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  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Banging heads like rams over Israel vs Palestine is so much better.
    It's what all the cool hip kids want for Christmas.
    :techman:
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  10. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    @Diacanu is an attention whore.
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  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Post some more Michelle Obama memes, racist transphobe troll.
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    yes, but with a heart of gold!
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    for fuck's sake, 9pm. hurry the fuck up so D+ will drop Loki.
    bored as hell wallowing around here to kill time
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  14. 14thDoctor

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    I bet you'd like to fix that for him, wouldn't you? :fun:
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  15. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Watch TOS on H&I. That'll chew through it.
    :shrug:
  16. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Go watch Lower Decks.
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  17. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    already had... we're shipping PeaMUS now.
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  18. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    We don't have that here... but yeah, TOS is kinda hard to watch these years. It's fun to share with someone for laughs, but the relevance is gone.

    Played with the cat for a while instead.
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  19. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Pluto tv has a rotation of TOS, TNG, VOY, DS9. I was watching TOS recently and quite enjoyed it for the writing and character development despite the outdated FX.
  20. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    what character development? K/S/M are all pretty cast in stone other than when the script calls for them to act out of those 2D characters. WHich is good, because none of them really have the range to go too far out of those boxes.
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  21. Jenee

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    I have all pre-2009 Star Trek on DVD and I’ve tried to watch TOS several times. My younger son is a bigger geek than I am. Anyway, I did get halfway though the second season before I quit. The only one I watch now is The Trouble with Tribbles and then it’s only in combination with Trials and Tribbleations.
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  22. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    I've been doing a complete rewatch of TOS and am about halfway through S3. I can still enjoy most episodes, but every so often it's hard to take the progressive-for-its-time-but-primitive-now assumptions on gender, race, etc.
  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    That never phases me.
    I look at it optimistically.
    Imagine a world where the only 60's SF was Irwin Allen shit.
    TOS mattered. Warts and all.
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  24. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Oh hell, I'm not even looking at it that deeply. It may not be Irwin Allen, but damn if a crossover with Batman '66 wouldn't have been near seamless.

    Someone wittier than me once compared TOS to community theatre, and they weren't wrong.
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  25. Bickendan

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    Here in Portland, we have Trek in the Park, which is exactly that, reenacting TOS episodes.
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  26. We Are Borg

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    Do they ever reenact the episode where the mayor gets gassed?

    gas.jpg
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  27. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Reports are hazy
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