Random bouts, or as some places call them, "surprise fisticuffs," are probably the best way to handle disputes. The next time Karen wants to speak to your manager because she didn't like how you rolled your eyes at her being all Karen-like, just start punching the shit out of her, she'll shut up real quick.
I'd like to see random bouts as an Olympic sport! All athletes from all the different sports put their name in a hat. Names are drawn so you might have a male heavyweight powerlifter fighting a female gymnast. All this is bare knuckle fighting of course.
Spoken like a Real Man, and doubtless a leftist punk to boot. You'll be right at home in that ANTIFA crowd, studly.
