I want to buy The Bard

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  1. Rimjob Bob

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  2. Jenee

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    Who decided Shakespeare was a classic playwright? I mean .., some of his plays are funny as hell (Comedy of Errors and Merchant of Venice), but most are entirely unreadable and unless you're following a translated copy, unfollowable.
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    John Heminges and Henry Condell.
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    Someone must have liked him to keep putting his plays on after his death.
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  5. Jenee

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    They're as old as Shakespeare! or nearly.
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  7. Jenee

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    I'm not saying we can't continue to produce the plays. I just don't think he is as extraordinary as he was 500 years ago.
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Oh I don’t know, nearly everyone.
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  9. Jenee

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    Shut up trust fund baby. Your reality is not anywhere near mine.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    A friend of mine has often joked "Shakespeare? Aw, he's just a bunch of old cliches." The joke plays off of Shakespeare's MASSIVE influence on subsequent writers.

    The "greatness" of Shakespeare isn't really apparent to a modern reader encountering him now. He won't seem like anything special, certainly not anything revolutionary. But that's because the modern reader exists in a literary world largely shaped by Shakespeare. Many of his ideas and concepts have become the norm. But to appreciate his influence, you'd have to read what came before him.

    And the following words? Shakespeare invented them...
    accommodation
    aerial
    amazement
    apostrophe
    assassination
    auspicious
    baseless
    bloody
    bump
    castigate
    changeful
    clangor
    control (noun)
    countless
    courtship
    critic
    critical
    dexterously
    dishearten
    dislocate
    dwindle
    eventful
    exposure
    fitful
    frugal
    generous
    gloomy
    gnarled
    hurry
    impartial
    inauspicious
    indistinguishable
    invulnerable
    lapse
    laughable
    lonely
    majestic
    misplaced
    monumental
    multitudinous
    obscene
    palmy
    perusal
    pious
    premeditated
    radiance
    reliance
    road
    sanctimonious
    seamy
    sportive
    submerge
    suspicious
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  11. Jenee

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    I'm not saying his contributions should be nullified. I just think $23 for a complete works is not out of the realm of reality.
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    Although I have acted in two full-length stage performances of Shakespeare (and thus spent a great many hours memorizing those poetic lines), I agree that reading the plays is dry and tiresome. But you could say the same about Tolkien, and it doesn't discount the achievement or the impact.
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    Try reading Jane Eyre.
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    I read Wuthering Heights in high school. Not the hardest read, but super depressing.

    And I visited the Bronte sisters' home in Haworth, England. I've done my time.

    @Jenee
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    That would be a cool trip. I’ve never been able to get through Wuthering Heights.
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    And now I'm going to spend way too much time trying to remember the thesis statement of my paper on Wuthering Heights for 10th-grade English.
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    I've been to Stratford-upon-Avon (April '99). Visited Shakespeare's house.

    Saw the Royal Shakespeare Company put on a performance of a Midsummer Night's Dream there. It was excellent.
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    No, that was my thesis about Emily Dickinson.

    My 11th-grade English teacher wasn't amused when I brought up the "Yellow Rose of Texas" thing.
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    You were probably closer to my mother than I was right then.

    In fact given both of your propensities to fall for right-wing bullshit, you might still be.
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