I was a real Republican...

Yes, they did. And if you recall, they were Democrats.

Democrats then resemble Democrats now as much as golden age Sandman resembles Neil Gaiman Sandman.
Which is to say, they shared a name.

Everybody knows that once upon a time, Democrats were the conservatives and Republicans were the liberals. I don't understand why you think that's some kind of "gotcha" point.

They were conservatives. The parties have realigned many times over the years, but the one thing that has not changed is conservatives being steadfastly on the wrong side of history every time.

Isn't whether or not one is on the "right side of history" strictly a subjective value judgement?

Based on the history lesson snippets of yours that have been posted, apparently not.

No, they were Democrats and the party still holds black people in bondage.

Yes.
We've got history books, you've got partisan rancor.
We win.

I see you disagree Dayton. I'm confused, don't your student materials present moral opinion as objective fact?

Oh, you still disagree. I'll have to go back and re-read the material.

Doug Jones, the Senator from Alabama, is most assuredly a conservative Democrat.

You disagree that you disagree or disagree that I should go back and re-read the material?

Hillary was a conservative Democrat until Bernie forced her to nudge (insufficiently)
to the left.

That’s part of the reason she lost to the orange fool. Her inauthenticity.