PM me your password and I will change it and never give it to you. After I max myself out on your rep, of course.
Worf is incredibly ugly. Does that mean Michael Dorn is ugly? He has a very feminine last name, ya know. Dorn. Dorny Worny. Dorny WORFY!
As for why. Well, I just never post here. Plus, going overseas in three weeks to live, I'm not going to have much time for TrekBBS, let alone this spinoff.
Well shit, might as well create some chaos before you leave... Start a few Will Smith threads...or a repwar...
-start several duals. -personally threaten other posters physical safety and/or jobs. -request your account be locked and unlocked several times until they refuse to unlock it ever again. -Post fat chick porn in every forum, over and over. -Change your screenname to "Packard," and let nature run its course.
Say that you've become disillusioned with the place since finding out via PM that a certain member of the staff has been pretending to be a cop. That or just say something similarly hateful and end with "Ban me forever, I don't want anything to do with this place."
OOH! That reminds me: Find out if this Bhutto from Pakistan has some sort of online tribute website, sign it as Elwood and/or Tamar, and point them back to one of the parody threads on her assassination.
Ahem...hummm... a really really fat woman sits on Mewa on the bus...their bodies are fused together by the pressure of her weight...result: fatwa ???
Okay, I'll give it a try. MTA New York City Transit suffered yet another incident today with the newly developed transporter system. Two transportees, Lt. Mewa and Fat Albert were somehow "combined" during the morning commute. The newly combined being, nicknamed "Fatwa" remains stuck on the transport pad saying only that he has the sensation of sitting on himself. MTA has issued an apology and claims that only one of Fatwa's MTA accounts will be charged.
