I wouldn't make a good president...

...I would make an EXCELLENT president!

Want to know why? Because I'm always right! What more could you ask for in a president?

If any of you have any doubts about that, see my user title. Wordforge would never allow that if it wasn't true. You aren't going to doubt the Wordforge owners and admins, are you?

So, instead of wasting your time next year trying to choose which party's losers are the least loosiest (don't tell me that isn't a word! ), just vote for me and you'll have the best president there ever could be. As a special concession to the furriners among us, you don't even have to be an American citizen to vote, as long as you're voting for me.

I'm helpful like that...

Chief Justice Roberts (concluding swearing-in): "Congratulations, President Paladin."

President Paladin: "Never mind that shit. Where are my nuclear launch codes? We gotta get those birds flyin'!"

If only I had been born in the US... I would meet at least one of the qualifications for President.

I think I might have a place for you in my cabinet...

It doesn't take much. Look at the last couple we've had...

I do not like to boast, and yet I would humbly submit that I lack most of the qualities that got them there; on a good day, almost all of them.

I'd prefer to be the Wise Sage behind the throne - Merlin rather than Arthur, Spock rather than Kirk. Someone else can do the brawling; I'll stand on the sidelines and say "Watch out for that -" BAM! "Sigh...he never listens..."