I'd hit it like BOTH fists of an angry God!

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  1. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Woman with TWO vaginas appears on ITV's This Morning

    A WOMAN guest revealed on ITV's This Morning what it's like living with the million-to-one medical condition of having TWO fully-formed vaginas.

    Hazel Jones, 27, explained the unusual effects of uterus didelphys to today's hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.

    When a girl is born her uterus starts as two tubes, then a septum barrier should break down and one uterus forms.

    More below ...

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...TWO-vaginas-appears-on-ITVs-This-Morning.html
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  2. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    has the double-dong-burger king found his perfect mate?
  3. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I remember hearing of another woman with two sets of everything, who was told she wouldn't be able to have children.

    Well, wouldn't you know she went on to have nine kids. :soma:
  4. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Did she have four titties?
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  5. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Shes pretty hot! Definatley smash it!

    She does bring a new meaning to 'double vaginal'! :fun:
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  6. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Doesn't she know she could be making millions in porn? The world's only hot blond with two honey holes? She could revolutionize the gang bang!
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  7. Captain J

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    So could do a 4 way!!!!! :soma:
  8. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    No way to avoid sack-to-sack contact there. No wonder the idea excites you.

    :gay:
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  9. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    This thread is WORTHLESS without pics. :bailey:
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  10. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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  11. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    That's not the pics I'm talkin' 'bout. :brood:
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  12. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    So this chick could theoretically have sex and still be a virgin, eh? That's gotta be worth $$$ to someone...
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  13. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Oh, I see... Sorry.
  14. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    She said she lost it twice in the article.
  15. enlisted person

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    Wonder if she does anal?
  16. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Does she swallow? It's important.
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  17. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    I am intrigued... :chris:
  18. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    OK, so if anyone was thinking of doing an image search on this condition, I'll just say this: DON'T.

    :shep:
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  19. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Must.... resist.... search....
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  20. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Well, fuck, now I'm intrigued. :unsure:
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    Grout Probably a Dual

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    perfect wife for conjoined twins
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    :fail:

    Well, that was interesting.

    One gal I found was pregnant in both, one was her husband's, the other apparently was a rental.

    One pic looked like a pig snout! :soma:

    Yea, now for the :brainbleach:
  24. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Okay, are the double-V's stacked or side by side, or in parade formation?

    It's important! (well, not really, but inquiring minds and all that...)
  25. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I wonder if they're both the same size of if one is slightly smaller than the other.
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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  27. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Does she have 2 clitorises...clitori.... :unsure:

    Does she have 2 clits?
  28. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    Seems to be side by side, but within the same opening. Probably how she wasn't diagnosed until she was 18. :unsure:
  29. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    A little to the left,
    A little to the right,
    Either way you go,
    It's tight, tight, tight!

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    Skin would hit it like the Titanic hit the iceberg.

    Twice.