I'd piss on the Constitution...

... Of the Confederate States of America.

Unfortunately being female, you'd spray more than just the Confederate Constitution. And something tells me your piss kills grass and burns everything it touches.

They make prostheses for that.

I had no idea you were in.. "transition."

Urolagnia takes many forms.

No, I'm quite happy with my femininity. But if the occasion arose, wearing a funnel to piss on the Confederate constitution would be eminently worthwhile.

I'd piss on you!

Ok, just kidding. No I wouldn't. Not even if you were on fire.

Skin would consider setting Cupcake on fire to test that statement.

I wouldn't piss on any of you if I were on fire!



wait, that's not right...

I wouldn't piss on Carol if she were on fire.

That'd be awesome. If my piss did that, I'd sell it by the gallon to the weedkiller industry and the military.

I'd be on the Discovery channel, back of a military plane - giving the camera a thumbs up - as it dropped my piss all over some drug barons crops, whilst the tale of my wonderful whizz was recounted to the viewer. It'd be called "Taking the Piss"

As powers go, not up there with flight and laser-eyes, but it's certainly be pretty damn good!

Then in the sequel, you'd have an evil twin. Because there's always an evil twin.

I think the evil twin was posting on this board not so long ago.

Another day, another lame troll....

^ Except now he's decided to go by the name "Delaware".

FTFY

You can blame Clyde for that, over in the American Anti-Miscegenation Laws thread:

Fair play to Carolvs for that one

I wouldnt either. Shit on though, I would.

Nah, piss ain't enough.

Firehose.

While singing "i'm the schooool bulllyyyy!!!", from Tommy.

Just because.

Delaware: The second worst state on the east coast, beaten only by New Jersey.

I think we missed something back then when Lincoln and Sherman raped the south. I think the threat of succession would be a really good thing, even right now with all the bullshit the federal government is doing. Can you imagine if states could just drag up their shit and leave? I think things would be a lot different right now. Leave that little 10 mile by 10 mile area with its debt and president.

Hey, that's a great idea!

All 50 states secede and leave Washington DC all by its lonesome.

DC can keep Illinois.

They'd make a cute couple.

They can have NY and NJ, and CA from the Bay area on down to Mexico as well.

Dogfish Head beer is brewed in Delaware. It can't be all that bad.