If I were Chancellor of the Klingon High Council

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  1. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    1. Build 10% more birds of prey in preparation for attack on Federation.

    2. Ban blood wine. (My head hurts this morning.)

    3. Speed up the executions of traitors on Kronos.

    4. Stricter control of Romulan immigration to the Empire.

    More later.
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  2. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    You'd be a shit Chancellor. You'd pussify the entire Empire! Klingon knitting would become a thing.

    Still, you'd probably still have more honour than "noted" 21st Century President Dayton L. Kitchens.

    All for the moment.
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    You can have my bat'leth, mek'leth, and disruptors when you pry them from my smoldering ashes!
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  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    More space battles?
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  5. matthunter

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    5. Kill Worf before he gets any ideas about "honor" and "duty" in his noggin and comes at me with a bat'leth. I saw what happened to Gowron.
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  6. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Gowron would've won if he hadn't tripped.
  7. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    reopen the dilithium mines on Praxis?
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  8. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Sex with Michelle Yeoh?
  9. matthunter

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    If you're not mindful enough of your surroundings, you shouldn't be in a fight in the first place.
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  10. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    That's on EVERYONE'S list.
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  11. Landos Cape

    Landos Cape Banned

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    Little Bat'leth Man Gowron just stated that the “Photon Torpedo Button is on his desk at all times. Will someone from his honorless regime please inform him that I too have a Photon Torpedo Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
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  12. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    :chris:

    A new dual, I see.
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  13. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  14. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Ban prune juice?
  15. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    Hold the Trump card.