I'm going to learn how to play the banjo

I see you have a few swords, let me know if you require more. Also it looks like you're off to a good start with the banjo, keep it up and you'll have the basis for a new meme to star in.

I don't collect them. I just inherited them. Those two sabers were my Great-great-grandad's. He was an officer in the 9th Cavalry during the Spanish-American and Indian wars.

I has a music wall.

cool! But if you take up the piano you might need a trip to Home Depot to hang that up.

@T'Bonz ain't found him to ban him yet

FREEBIRD!!!

Well I was having a good morning. Seriously, I hate that long, bloated, string-section having piece of crap song. Not their best work by a long shot, and I cannot for the life of me see how that song was ever recorded, let alone became a hit. One of life's greatest mysteries if you ask me.

Perhaps you may have too many chromosomes to really play that instrument well.

I've now had formal clawhammer training at the local community college. That gives me the street cred for some of this foolishness.

good for you! Playing any musical instrument is a testament to your enthusiasm & discipline. Except the kazoo of course. Who the fuck can't hum in perfect tune? It's pretty much hard wired into every human.

This was my teacher.