I present to you a want ad from Craigslist. This was entirely too precious not to post: Everyone knows if you want to win a woman over, you start out by calling all women your age "cunts." Where do I sign up?
Normally, probably a guy I would go for....until I found out he was a fucking asshole and bitter assface with a giant chip on his shoulder. I haven't played Magic in years...it frankly bored me after awhile...but this floater actually makes me wish I had my old "denial" deck back so I could make him cry and have one more reason to hate women.
Hey, it's Wahine. Yes, she's got sort of flabby grandmother arms, but I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. If you've never shaved your legs for pussy you aren't trying hard enough.* *It is entirely possible that Fox is under the influence of alcohol right now.
That part really makes me want to get together a bunch of my friends, a board of Candyland, and a lotta money so we can do so... Edit - Oh wait it's a Children's card game... Hmm, Yu-Gi-Oh?
