I'm Selling My Vote

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Ramen, Feb 8, 2008.

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I will give you 100 pesos if you vote for...

  1. Hillary Clinton - D, NY

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%

  2. Barack Obama, - D, IL

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%

  3. John McCain, - R, AZ

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%

  4. Write in Ron Paul, regardless of affiliation

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%

  5. Third party / Stay at home / Vote from the rooftops / Other.

    3 vote(s)
    33.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    Every election year, you see a small gang of early twenty-something actor wannabes think they're the very first people to go on television and offer their vote up for sale.

    It's one of the lesser known filler stories they keep on the shelf - between the news reports of heavy traffic on Thanksgiving or gas prices going up in the summer.

    shootER knows what I'm talking about. :bergman:

    So I'll put it to a poll. The option with the most votes wins. ...and if you say that you're selling your vote on this poll, you are teh ghey oen.

    Elwood will then send me a coupon, good for a cadet-size catcher's mit at Play it Again Sports (valid only at the Chamberlain, Alabama store between 3:00pm and 3:15pm on June 9th, 2010).
    Ramen, Feb 8, 2008
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  2. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Hmmmm.

    I was thinking of shoving my vote up a wild pigs' ass this year.
    Sokar, Feb 8, 2008
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  3. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I thought there was free coffee and donuts in this thread. :unsure:
    Muad Dib, Feb 8, 2008
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  4. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    Adding some spice to the family tradition, eh? :ramen:
    Ramen, Feb 8, 2008
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  5. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Ramen usually sells himself cheap...so I hear from the boys in Camden...:unsure:
    Bulldog, Feb 8, 2008
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  6. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    TANSTAAFL. :bergman:
    Ramen, Feb 8, 2008
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  7. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Hey, don't knock it till you try it. It's all about the chase. Ask Tex. :bergman:
    Sokar, Feb 8, 2008
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  8. phil_r

    phil_r Banned

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    I'm appalled at the lack of a "Teh baba" option.

    i'm boycotting this crappy poll.
    phil_r, Feb 8, 2008
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  9. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    McCain is the third option. :rolleyes:
    Ramen, Feb 8, 2008
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  10. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Isn't this illegal?
    Chris, Feb 8, 2008
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  11. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Chris, Feb 8, 2008
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  12. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    I'd be on easy street if the Dover High fellas wouldn't give it away for free. :(
    Ramen, Feb 8, 2008
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  13. Ramen

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    Ramen, Feb 8, 2008
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  14. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The Last Dragon

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    Wait a minute... aren't you Canadian or something?
    AlphaMan, Feb 8, 2008
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  15. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    I have 47.10 pesos.

    What are you willing to do for it? :ramen:
    Quincunx, Feb 8, 2008
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  16. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    Why don't you just call me a Yankee and call my mother a whore? :mad:

    I was born in Ohio and currently live on the belly-side of America's cock.
    Ramen, Feb 8, 2008
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  17. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    I'll suck your dick. :bergman:
    Ramen, Feb 8, 2008
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  18. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Tempting, but I think I'll pass. :borg:
    Quincunx, Feb 8, 2008
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  19. Ramen

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    Damn those Dover boys. :mad:
    Ramen, Feb 8, 2008
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  20. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    The "Teh Baba" option has been declared passe. It has been replaced by the "Mewa" option.

    Didn't you get the memo?
    Lanzman, Feb 9, 2008
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