Is El Chup a penis extension?

Or is he the entire tube steak?

Discuss.

I'm thinking he's more of a penis inverter.

TEH BABA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There will be no baba option. I impose the limits of my thinking on you, in true El Chup style.

I would be glad to be rid of the baba option.

Oh dear, well at least I'm not going to impose the limits of my humour on him in true Uncle Albert style

Looks like a certain petty lawyer douchebag has gone on a retaliatory neg rep spree.

You've been negrepping me for months on end without a hoot from me and as soon as I do it to you start the sulky act again.


Twat.

Well, he CAN be a dick.

But I'm not quite pathetic enough to go searching on someone's username to systematically neg them as much as I can.

Cunt.

The sad thing is that I already have his babies but he refuses a paternity test on the mail order sperm I got during his "poor university stage". He said he needed the money and I needed the man juice.

Oh chuppy babe when will you see that our children are important?

^ When you stop dying their hair pink and orange.

Oh dear, oh dear. Taking a little too seriously now aren't we.

But "twat" is a term of endearment.

Don't flatter yourself. There is nothing about you worth taking seriously.

I do bet your respective girls would pay good money if you'd just settle this in a boxing ring filled with tapioca.

I don't do tapioca, and I don't brawl with lawyers unless they sign a liability waiver.

I love it when you macho types come out with crap like this and think the reader gives a shit.

Personally I'd rather just take Mrs. Albert from behind in a threesome with my girl and leave UA on his own with a stack of playboy and a crate of Kleenex. Then ago, poor bean might get a bit sore taking out all that anger.

Gee, no one's ever tried to provoke me into entertaining them before. How clever.

Oh, you'd be very surprised what a creative lawyer could put in a liability waiver to act to his advantage. You're better off just goading him into the first punch and hoping it all settles out in the end.

But really, you're better off with the tapioca fight. Mrs. A. might kill you by sexual exhaustion afterwards, but that's a risk you just have to take.

What are you saying?! No one I've seen has ever tried to provoke you, especially not me!! *innocent*

So easy....

You want it in your mouth dontya?

What, you want Uncle Albert to be so hard for you?

He very clearly wants my man-chowder, but it's already spoken-for.

By the hairy dude at the biker bar.

Chup and UA...the next Tex and Evenflow?

UA and Tex share a hairline, how's the Sampson like mane, Chup?

More sexual tension, please.