What can you do to TK though? Spank it, it likes it. Whip it, it likes it. Punch it, it likes it. Kick it, it likes it. Cut it, it likes it. Pee on it, it likes it. Poop on it, it likes it. I suppose you could just bast it in half with a shotgun, but where's the fun in that?
Be nice to it...that makes it feel all awkward and self-conscious. It just stands there, kicking at rocks, blushing furiously... like that really unfortunate moment in puberty where you are clearly ugly so relatives overcompensate with simpering compliments and you don't have the experience to deal with it yet.
