I've found the Gatekeeper to Baba's Keymaster

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Awesome Possum, Oct 19, 2016.

  1. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    The future of the universe depends on these two never meeting.
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    Kommander Cube Earth

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    Can I meet her?

    I watched some of her other videos, and I feel strongly about them. It's either irritation or arousal, I don't know which yet.

    Her music is kind of bland and meh.
  3. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    I think it's a weird performance art project mocking bland teen idols. Some of her music videos get really weird with Illuminati imagery and Satan showing up.
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I'd do her.
  5. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    These videos get weirder the more I watch them.


    She may not be real... yet.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yeah it is good to be pretty then lots of men will give you stuff no matter how much insipid prattle you post to you tube. I just want to know what are you going to do with her after you fuck her? Then she is going to talk to you. Seriously you can jerk off to her video on mute and never ever have to subject yourself to a conversation with her. Why would you do her when it would involve some form of contact? That is unless you are a sadistic rapist and would find joy in destroying her which you should not do, but I can understand how that could be fun.
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  7. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    You'd think having the personality equivalent of the uncanny valley would be a turnoff for most guys.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Most guys would fuck a rabid honey badger if they thought it was hot.
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    You can write her fan mail at interscope records. Meet the next Lady Gaga.