Jenee drunk thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Jenee, Oct 2, 2010.

  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    More booze for Jenee! :drunkfriends:
  2. Jenee

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    Not sure that would do the trick. Does she have large muscles and a strap on?
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    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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  4. Jenee

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    Yea... my thoughts exactly. Not a pretty picture.
  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  6. Jenee

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    See, that's why I like men. They can have muscles and ... original equipment and still be sexy.
  7. Jenee

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    Jenee's drinking again.

    Is anyone else online tonight?
  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'm online. :yes:
  9. Jenee

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    Good. Cuz last time I sat here all night and no one talked to me.
  10. skinofevil

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  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Balls.
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  12. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    What are you drinking??
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  13. Jenee

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    Effen Vodka, Red bull and club soda
  14. Jenee

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    tastes like cream soda
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    Skin's drinking cheap-ass vodka -- Fleischmann's -- and Kronik energy drink. That's right -- Skin's blood alcohol level is slumming it this time around. Pretty soon it'll be Everclear and wood varnish.
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  16. Jenee

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    ****** and I are watching Stargate SG1 and he looked over at my my laptop and noticed "hey, you changed your back ground."

    and I said "yep".

    and he's like "hey! jack o'lantern - jack o'neill"
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  17. skinofevil

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    O.o This "*******" fella sounds like he's not entirely right in the head. That's somebody Skin would do a drunken downtown tour with.

    Did you know Skin once got arrested while hammered like a ten penny nail because he decided to take umbrage at a pumpkin on the sidewalk and punted it out into the street -- forgetting that downtown on Halloween night, the streets are blocked to traffic in a gigantic block party -- and the pumpkin went flying and hit a cop in the shin?

    True story. Skin loves Halloween.
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  18. Tamar Garish

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    I can't imagine anything tasting like cream soda with vodka in it.

    I used to get trashed when I had peppermint shnapps in hot chocolate. It tastes like strong mint cocoa and you forget the booze until you stand up. :lol:

    Oddly, I was always like that...I never felt like I was getting drunk until I stood up. The first time I drank I sucked down half a bottle of Southern Comfort trying to get drunk and thought maybe I was immune or something...till I stood up and the trees were spinning and I was on my ass. Too bad me and my BFF had used a paddle boat to got to a little island in the cove in her front yard and the tide had come up.

    I can't say I recommend it...especially at 15 and swimming in the Atlantic.
  19. Jenee

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    ********* is 6 years old. He's my little rocket scientist.
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  20. Jenee

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    Ah, teenage drinking. Never did scnapps in hot chocolate, but did add it to coke icees. and peach schnapps in ... orange juice.

    then, one take root beer schnapps strait - worst hangover ever.
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    And can I have some?
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  23. Muad Dib

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  24. Jenee

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    The drunker I get, the less likely I will show any nude pictures.
  25. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Put the glass down, Jenee. :bailey:
  26. Jenee

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    :lol:

    You've seen all my pictures on face book. Do you really want to see me nude?
  27. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Once you've seen one woman nekkid, you wanna see 'em all nekkid. [​IMG]
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  28. skinofevil

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    Skin's seen Jenee's face, and you really oughta rethink that. Not to imply Jenee's a bad person. Maybe kinda stoopud 'n' ugleh, but not a bad person.
  29. Volpone

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    I finished a fine dinner of pizza and Leinenkugel's Classic Amber. Soon I shall have one of my fine martinis.

    I would have a margarita but I'm out of triple sec. :(
  30. Jenee

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    Fine. you put up a nekkid picture first.