Pregnant couple in labor calls 911 because it's too far to the hospital. Cops Show Up Cop: What seems to be the problem ma'am? Woman: Labor. Husband: I'll...just...go pack your bags or something. Woman: Water broke. Cop: Water what? Woman: Head's out. Cop: Head's WHAT?!? Cop to partner: She says the heads out. Partner: Seriously? Ambulance shows up. Cop to Paramedic: She says the head's out. Paramedic: She does does she? Woman: Yup. Head's out. Paramedic: I'm going to check to make sure the head's not out. Paramedic: <checks> Paramedic: Holy Shit. Head's out. Woman: Forget it. I'll deliver it myself. Woman: Has a boy right there on the sidewalk.
Live PD is a tv show kind of like Cops. I just thought it was funny that the male cops and paramedic weren't quite exactly mansplaining that the woman in labor hadn't crowned even though she said she had.
I was watching one time where a guy got his car stolen and thus proceeded to steal a car to chase after the guy who stole his car. They guy ended up wrecking. The cops show up and quickly rounded up the first guy then questioned the guy who chased after his stolen car. They asked him why he stole the car he replied, and I'm paraphrasing as well."because he stole my car!" Cop: "So you stole this car to chase after your stolen vehicle, why didn't you just call us and let us do our jobs?" Guy: "d'oh!"
I'm watching PD Live myself - that was pretty random! Just squeezing out a kid on the pavement right there in front of god & everybody!
