Just passed through the TSA checkpoint

They groped me and irradiated me with their cancer machines. When I asked to opt out, they threatened to send me to Guantanamo Bay.

We need an "eat shit and die" smiley.

Enjoy Gitmo.

Don't eat the cock sandwich!!

Moaning, "Oh, gawd, do that again," isn't actually asking to "opt out".

Actually, I wonder what would happen if you started moaning during the pat-down.

Anyone want to give it a try and see?

:diaf2:

Well, I think it would compliment the semi-sexualized Silent Hill ragdoll portraits of people walking through the scanners quite nicely.

Oh, shit. What was the name of that movie? It was funny as hell.

I saw on the news some chick wore a bikini so they would not feel her up a the checkpoint.
Now, the next step that needs to happen is some dude show up in a thong

Big gassy fart. That's what someone needs to do.

Would that be assault? I hear k9 cops frown on that manuver a lot.....

I think Delaware enjoyed the Federal Feel Up, although I'm sure the wimmin employees giggled at his porno-scanner pics.

I passed through two checkpoints on my Thanksgiving travels.

At both, there were hardly any lines and they were only using metal detectors:

One had a backscatter machine, but it was roped off and nobody was going through it.

The other had a backscatter machine in use when I was leaving the airport, but when I came back the same way to go home the machine was gone and there were only metal detectors.

The news was going on and on about how insignificant those kooky TSA protesters were and how smooth airport security was.

No shit. Most protesters didn't want to cause a big fuss; they wanted to not be visually or physically molested. They got what they wanted. And all was well.

I just passed security at LAX, and this time they actually did scan and grope me. Evidently they thought it looked suspicious that I was trying to throw out a bottle of champagne at security. Fuck, I forgot I had it, and with their stupid liquid rules what did they expect me to do?

I'd recommend a diet change.

Agreed. A diet change is in order.

Copper and lead.

And there is a new utensil to spoon it into your mouth Delaware......

Exactly, and the conniving fucks at TSA and in the media are crowing about how there was no protest. No fuckin' duh. They got rid of the shit people were protesting. Wow, what a stunningly complex fuckin' equation that is, huh?

You should be sent to Gitmo on general principle, you witless dick.