Katrina Victim Sues For $3 Quadrillion!

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  1. Xerafin

    Xerafin Unmoderated & off-center

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    The plaintiff is pictured here:

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    Xerafin, Jan 18, 2008
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  2. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    This thread is sooo last week...
    marathon, Jan 18, 2008
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  3. Xerafin

    Xerafin Unmoderated & off-center

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    MARATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
    Xerafin, Jan 18, 2008
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  4. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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  5. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    How can you justify living under the water? Don't bitch about the Corps of Engineers, you made the conscious decision to expand the city and live there.

    Jesus Fucking Christ. There's a reason why people in a flood plain can't get flood insurance.
    Chris, Jan 18, 2008
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  6. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    Make him count to 1 quadrillion without any mistakes. :)
    Chuck, Jan 18, 2008
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  7. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    If only he could live that long.
    Powaqqatsi, Jan 18, 2008
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  8. Dead Peon

    Dead Peon Curses!

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    Dead Peon, Jan 18, 2008
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  9. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    A stack of 1 quadrillion pennies would reach Saturn.
    marathon, Jan 18, 2008
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  10. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Solution to being flooded out by nature:
    Bankrupt the country you live in.

    Smaaaart.
    Forbin, Jan 18, 2008
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  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Cool.....stack them up - they can climb it and live on Saturn.
    oldfella1962, Jan 18, 2008
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  12. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    Pay him in Zimbabwean dollars.
    Caedus, Jan 18, 2008
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    • Agree Agree x 1
  13. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Give him a postdated check.
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Jan 18, 2008
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  14. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    :doh: :jayzus:

    Once again, a Xerafin thread is

    FULL OF

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    AND

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    Sokar, Jan 19, 2008
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  15. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    You know, I invented both the numbers quadrillion and thirty-six.

    My copywright suit against NBC put me through college. You think I might have a case against this guy?
    Man Afraid of his Shoes, Jan 19, 2008
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  16. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    No. Because, while there is a "W" in "Win", there is no "W" in "Copyright". :shrug:
    Volpone, Jan 19, 2008
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