So all four royals are off-duty and...no one really noticed. Why do the Brits keep them around, again?
We get a subsidy from the NRA so they can convince you chucklefucks you need guns or we'll take your sorry asses over again.
It's fine. He and his family already fucked Diana's life, Ireland, most of the world's native peoples -- have I missed anything?
People noticed with Kate and then the media tried to woke scold and gaslight people for thinking it's really, really odd that Kate has disappeared without a word for four months. Because as we all know, the royals would definitely never pay people to take care of people who had become problems for them, especially not Diana who had become more popular than even the Crown Prince
Ehhh, sorta. She's more of a student politics style politician, who let's perfect (in her eyes) be the enemy of good, in ways that are often counter productive. For example last year she was a major advocate for the no campaign in the Voice referendum because she stated it didn't go far enough. However that just led to her being held up by the right wing No campaign and any political appetite to look at the issues again in the near to medium future being lost. Since she left her party and is now an independent, she joins the lineup of independent Australia senators who frequently engage in any stunt they think can get attention. Our proportional and preferential Senate voting kinda encourages it, since it's more about convincing a smaller sliver society to vote for you, and it being less relevant if people are motivated to vote against you.
So who has the honor of fingering the royal bum to check for prostate cancer? And to translate for our UK, Canadian, and Australian members: Oy, which cunt 'as the honour of fingreing the rouyal boum to cheque for proustate cancre?
That reminds me I need to put up a sign at the glory hole refusing service to UK royalty and UK children TV show people with Trump hair. I have standards.
Fun fact, someone wrote to the King this week and named me in the letter! They totally misquoted me (not in a defamatory way, they just confused what I told them with some of their own political biases) and wrote like an 8-year old, so really hoping his handlers just drop it quietly in the bin. Or his prostate falls out. But the former is preferable.
