Kyle Rittenhouse Wrote a Book

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  1. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    @Jenee is not overjoyed.
    https://www.newsweek.com/kyle-rittenhouse-book-sparks-uproar-1845143
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  2. Thoughts and Prayers

    Thoughts and Prayers Fresh Meat

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    I heard the book is called "If I Did It--Oh Wait, I Did and I'm Proud of It."
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  3. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I thought it was "If I Did It I'd Do It Again" :unsure:
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I'm sure one of the blurbs is "oh, oh, oh, oh, oohhh!! *splurt!* :yeehaw:" -Ricky Shroeder
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  5. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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  6. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    Why would I’ve overjoyed that a known murderer is making a profit off of getting away with murder?
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    You need to work on your reading comprehension.
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  8. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Somebody is getting a book for xmas. :lol:
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  9. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Where's lesbian shoes when you really need him to burn a book
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  10. Jenee

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    Please explain, then, what I misunderstood.
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  11. Jenee

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    I’ve got a book for you as well. :wink:
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  12. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Yay! For the first time, there'll be two spines in that household.
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  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Lmao he got really fat
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I'd imagine NRA function special appearances are like Elaine's office; always a sheet-cake around.
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  15. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    In all honesty the boy needs to do something. He is never going to get a regular job with that fucking name and face. He has to grift the right from some money. I am actually good with it since we did not get him in prison where he belongs. It is better than him living on welfare. Just another worthless piece of white trash to support.

    It is better than guns and bullets for the trumpanzees. The trumpanzees are not going away so throw your money into this dumpster fire. Give him enough to get a good meth, coke, and alcohol habit and then he can date some little blonde right winger girl and have a bunch of fucking kids and eventually waste a bunch of money running for local government of a flyover state.

    He is a fucking money hole. Yes, I wish he would blow his fucking brains out too, but they have to keep funding these losers.

    The other side of the coin is we have to start doing better on the left. Just because the right sets the bar at pathetic does not mean we push Joe Biden, Pelosi, and the fucking scum of the left under it. Give us something to vote for.
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  16. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    ^ Imagine wasting time in your life like that to write so much about Kyle Whatshisfsce
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  17. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    says the guy who makes sure to rep every post I make and keeps track of all the words I say around here.

    OK, if you say so. I will try not to become as bad as you.
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  18. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    I don’t rep every post you make. I don’t have the time, no one does
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  19. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You can tell other people what you like, but I see your reps. If you look up my rep numbers for tldr that is 99 percent you. You can lie to all those other people, but I get every notification. The only other person currently competing with you is @Will Power and they rep everyone from what I can see.

    Are you not aware of what you do? Do you instinctively tldr rep all my posts? You probably need some mental help dude. I like you as my reliable rep bot, but it would be good for you to not be so dedicated to hate following me. I am not in fear for my life or anything given you are probably skullfucking whatever poor animal comes along up there in Canadia where you live, but this is a decent stalker obsession. I am pretty sure the owners of the board care so little for your wellbeing they will not intervene in an obvious mental compulsion, but it is obvious to me.

    I really can't do the trolling I do without you. You are the little ass goblin that never quits. I love you in a sick little way.
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