Language and Scandal

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Kyle, Dec 13, 2009.

  1. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    IT WAS NOT CALLED WATERGATE BECAUSE RICHARD NIXON COVERED UP A WATER CONSPIRACY. IT WAS CALLED WATERGATE BECAUSE THAT IS THE NAME OF THE LOCATION AT WHICH THE CRIME OCCURRED.
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  2. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    As if we are meant to believe your block of Wikipedia text?
  3. Jamey Whistler

    Jamey Whistler Éminence grise

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    You're kidding? I've never heard of a place called Watergate. What is it? Like a hotel or something?

    Seriously though, the media isn't particularly clever, and since the TV-drunk public latches onto single-syllables and verbal shortcuts so readily, it was natural to just beat the whole "-gate" thing to death for three decades and counting.

    It's the political equivalent of "J-Lo" or "LiLo" or "K-Fed".

    Such is life in the land of the free and the home of the attention deficit disordered.
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  4. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    I blame the French.



  5. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    You're kidding right? :wtf:

    Anyone who knows anything about Watergate knows it is a complex of housing/office/hotel space.

    It's still there in fact.
  6. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    The "seriously though" implies he was joking.
  7. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Missed that part.

    :calli:

    I blame the French.

    :bailey:
  8. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Figures they'd be the first to fuck it up. It's ironic because they're always pissed off about English making it into their precious fucking language. Courier electronique indeed, you fucking assholes.

    Also, I am not drunk, but I am not sober. Not sober enough to know better than to tell you all that I am not sober.
  9. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    not drunk but not sober.....

    partiallydrunkgate?

    sortasobergate?

    ;)
  10. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Since the climate scandal is all about global warming, shouldn't it be called 'Hottergate?'

    :rimshot:

    Thank you, I'm here all week...try the buffet...
  11. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Tricky one, do you class all the sides together or consider those influencing results to not show warming trends to be a seperate bunch? If so then the influences put on various scientific organisations by the former US and Australian governments would come under the latter and be needing a name.
  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Along these lines:

    When you have difficulty managing your alcohol intake, you are an alcoholic.
    All you are adding is "ic" to the root word.

    If you have trouble controlling your temper, some will call you a "rageaholic."
    Sorry, there's no such word as "rageahol."

    There is no such word as "sexahol" etc. etc.
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  13. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Who cares, baby?
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  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I'm white and nerdy.....semantics and other trivial affairs are my bread + butter!
  15. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Indifferencegate! :ohnoes:
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  16. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    If a politician gets caught spanking his monkey in a public park, would the media call it "Bategate?"
  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    My pickup truck has a tailgate. :polarslam2:
  18. Clyde

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    Wow, by today's standards that's a big nothing, easily spun by most anyone.

    Seems the biggest problem for President Nixon was he just wasn't good on TV.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    In The Army poor scheduling leads to "Hurry up and waitgate."
  20. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Scandal about not walking correctly? Gaitgate.
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  21. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  22. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    My head hurts.
  23. DianeGall

    DianeGall Fresh Meat

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    Mastergate?
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  24. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Does that mean that in order for the semantics to be correct, we should call it "Watergategate"?

    :unsure:
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  25. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I dub this controversy, "Gategate".
  26. Leellana

    Leellana Poetess

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    Wankgate!!!