well...idlove to say that about myself...my stalker attempted to contact me (once again) last night....
That Purina Diet was pure gold. I'm going to give that story as deadpan as I can to every class of new hires I have for the forseeable future...
I work for a really small company, and the bosses bring in pizza/candy/soda and keep us stocked. Of course... -_- Now I have to find a new job thanks to temporary layoff.
Okay Meka, I tested the Purina Diet joke/story on a group of instructors at dinner. Told it like it really happened to me, with appropriate embellishments, like saying "I thought I'd go the blue collar comedy tour route and say here's your sign, but instead I told her I didn't have a dog- it's the Purina diet..." etc. It was like bowling a 90 MPH strike in the bowling alley, I tell ya. Everyone had a couple beers in them anyway. A+++++ I owe you much rep.
Almost every time I check this thread, it's either Meka, Mrs. A, or Marso. Otherwise known as the cookie-eating jet plane that likes hugs.