The cornflake that looked like Illinois and the Cheetoh that looks like Jesus inspired me. So I went to the kitchen and found a Cocoa Krispy that looks like a dog turd from the beagle that won this year's dog show. Think I'll put it E-Bay.
Well, by marketing towards the crowd that gets oddly excited over dog shows--as opposed to the crowd that has fun with their dogs--you'd be targeting the stupid rich, which can never be a mistake. Just one suggestion: for every dollar you spend on covering the turd in gold leaf, you should get an extra ten dollars or more back on sale price. The stupid rich love oddities covered in gold leaf.
