Let them drink Coke!

It's the real thing!

Someone asked me once if it was a sin to drink a Coke. I said it was...if you could get a Pepsi.

Now, that's just about the worst thing I've ever read on Wordforge! Pepsi? Bah!

Coke = malted battery acid.

Coming from a guy who drinks Moxie that doesn't mean much.

Anyone who thinks carbonated Robitusson is yummy can't be trusted with any other flavors.

This time of year, I miss the Un-deer.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

What the hell is Moxie, other than the name of my dog?

Yeah, don't accuse him of drinking moxie when everyone knows he is strictly a Zima man

Even Moxie cannot be mentioned in the same breath as Vernor's.

Canadians.

Pepsi is too sweet.

Coke is too gay.

So it's cream soda, eh? I bet you don't know what a double double is, and if you do, it's only because you married one of us.

Dew or nothing.

I have a 20oz Dew sitting on the desk in front of me.

Dew doesn't mix with Whiskey though, so I keep a supply of Coke Zero on hand for guests.

Coke and Pepsi are equally bad, because they are both colas and colas are teh evil.

Dew, and root beer (A&W, preferably, but others will do), are what real men drink.

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IBC is better.

Ginger Beer.

Diet root beer really helps settle my stomach.
When I was a kid, my mom used to take me + my sister to an A+W drive-in
and get those frosty mugs of their classic root beer!

Sure does around here, Seven & Dew works for me.

Gin, vodka, shine, mescal, hell it's all good, well, except for scotch, and who the hell mixes anything with their scotch anyway.

Drink a few Whiskeys first and you'll start to notice it'll mix with a lot of things.

I drank that Mt. Dew shit for years and years. I don't think I can even handle one these days.

After the first of the year I'm switching to Sprite and giving my kidneys a break.

I hardly ever drink soda. If I'm out I may get a diet coke. I like the taste.

Aspartame will kill you.

Diet soda sucks. At least here in the Great White North, we get real sugar in our soft drinks. None of that corn syrup crap.

Doesn't matter. Why would anyone buy soda when you could instead purchase more beer?

The syrup used for Diet Coke fountain service doesn't use aspartame.

You must note the bold portion of my post.

It's an affront to mix fine booze. When I drink Whiskey, I drink Whiskey...with a little ice.

Milwaukees best light. 98 calories per can and only 3.5 grams of carbohydrates. Half the calories of coke and 10% of the carbs.