...because basically you get to have your cake and Edith too. To wit: Let's face it, 30 years ago Trump could have run as a Democrat. Truth be told, this year he could have run as a Democrat and won too. I mean, a 95 year old communist almost beat Hillary in a rigged election. I figure the only reason he didn't run as a Democrat is that he couldn't figure out a way to beat the rigged jackass super delegate model. So you get trade protectionism, gay marriage, and a lot of things you want that a real Republican wouldn't go for. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!! Best of all, your guy lost. So you get to do what you like to do best: Bitch and whine about The Man, keeping you Down. And because a competent grown-up is in charge, we'll all have good jobs and cheap gasoline and be able to afford shit. Finally, crippled pension plans will get back on track as the economy picks up, so even corrupt, inept, shitty liberal governors like Kate Brown and Jerry Brown will be able to avoid more tax-the-rich death spirals. Speaking of death spirals... Obamacare will be fried like bacon. So we can get back to keeping doctors we like and health plans we like. I, as a 47 year old man, will not have to pay for pregnancy insurance. The future's so bright I gotta wear shades.
