Line-by-line limerick thread

Discussion in 'The Workshop' started by NAHTMMM, Mar 15, 2014.

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  1. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    To check out the dames
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  2. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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  3. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    That the Green Line is totally gay
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  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    But those kids are so drunk
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  6. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    That they can't get their junk
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  7. tafkats

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  8. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    I once knew a fellow named Chuck
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  9. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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  10. John Castle

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  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    To study more Goethe
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    Because he couldn't rhyme German worth fuck.

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  13. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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  14. John Castle

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    So he schemed and he plotted
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    And got quite besotted
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  16. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Then was caught for a Fisherman's dish.

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  17. tafkats

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    Involved in some dealings quite shady
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  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    She met with a German from Munich
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  19. Nautica

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    who lifted her tunic
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    And yelled, "Holy shit! You're no lady!"

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  21. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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