"LIVE" Wooly Mammoth Recorded In Siberia

it would be extremely interesting if someone found a way to clone a Neanderthal...

Dont lie... admit it... A little part of you wanted it to be real..

http://snuh.tumblr.com/post/4681288883/phil-hartman-as-keyrock-unfrozen-caveman-lawyer

http://www.livescience.com/18394-woolly-mammoth-video-siberia.html

So once again, these things pretty much invariably turn out to be either hoaxes or wishful thinking. And you wonder, Black Dove, why many of us tend to be unimpressed by such "evidence". How many times does the boy have to cry Wolf before you just ignore him?

And how many times are you going to jump to conclusions and prove yourself to be a total douche? I never claimed this was evidence of anything. I just thought it was a cool and interesting story, and decided to share it.

Please feel free to point out where I claimed it was proof....of anything.


Go ahead, we'll wait.........

I wasn't meaning to say that you thought this was proof of anything. Sorry if it came across that way.

All I'm saying is that these kind of interesting stories invariably turn out to be something other than "paranormal". And that's why people like myself tend to lump them all together into the neat, but nonsense category.

Again, where did I indicate in any way, shape or form that this was a story that supports evidence of the paranormal? It's an interesting story, nothing more. Yet once again you take your own prejudices and apply them to every post I make, thereby turning them into something they are not.

Please read what I said again. Here, I will quote it: "I wasn't meaning to say that you thought this was proof of anything. Sorry if it came across that way."

Now, it surely would have been a lot more "interesting" if it had turned out to be actually a mammoth, wouldn't it?

Oh really? Then please explain this earlier comment by you:

Non sequitur.

The fact that you practically dared anyone to deny it was true may have had something to do with it.

Plus he has a history.

This is another one of those famous maneuvers that the lefties on this board like to use especially Garamet. You run your mouths on every issue under the sun but when someone asks a question it goes from "the sum total of what I've said on a given subject" to "show me word for word where I said that" and then a game of tap dancing.

So Blackdove how much did Garamet charge you?

Read "The Ugly Little Boy" by Isaac Asimov.

This should be good.

See. Tap away Ouija boy.....

Yep, I see. Nice duck & dodge technique you've got there. Garamet has taught you well.

As per my original post:

Thanks, you didn't disappoint.

Black Dove seems to suffer under the belief that the rest of us would be just shattered to discover that yes indeed there might be some mammoths living in some isolated corner of the globe.

I guess it's the only way he can wrap his head around the fact that we might all demand some proof beyond fuzzy bigfoot videos before we go full retard and start ordering mammoth burgers.

Just remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day:
"If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine."

Just to prove that I'm able to admit when I'm wrong...

I concede it was a well-done hoax. I'm usually good at spotting digital fakery, but admit that this one fooled me.

Still, I chuckle at everyone who adamantly proclaimed it was a bear with a fish in it's mouth.

Yeah like anyone believes that shit......

So? We weren't claiming it to be a Wooly Mammoth like you just admitted you thought it was. We also didn't take the picture at face value and say like you just did, "yep that's a Wooly Mammoth".

We all realized that the picture was not a Wooly Mammoth but was either a bear with a fish in its mouth, a reasonable thing to believe when you look at the picture, or it was a fake.

Either way WE all thought it was FAKE while you thought it was a real Wooly Mammoth.

No, I KNEW you were going to blow a gasket, and you didn't disappoint.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

I thought it was video of Michael Jackson living on the island.

I expected JFK and Elvis to walk into the shot.

I love this idea, and hope to see woolly fucking mammoths rampaging through the wild in my lifetime. Blocking highways, stomping through suburbs, scaring the ever-loving fuck out of cattle. It will be glorious.