I was shopping online for erm - stocking stuffers for my husband - I'm sure your mind can drift in the right directions. Anyway, there is a xxx Star Trek: The Next Generation porn!! So I bought it - almost died laughing (now officially have almost all of the parody star trek and star wars porn). It is hysterical. I do believe you can get it on instant download, it is well worth the laughs. (you all are really the only ones that I figured could appreciate this fact lol)
We are Borg - it is truly amazing how busy a husband, three kids, an acreage, having a wahm business (that I shut down) and being a soccer/hockey mom keeps you......