Look Who's Back on the Market!

His sycophants will just say the "liberuhlz" are picking on him...

Not even frat-boy necessarily. I pick up lunch, my girlfriend Venmos me for “black tar heroin” or 3 pill emojis in a row and the OK and thumbs up hand gestures. Sometimes it’s just a string of song lyrics over several transactions. Nothing worth reading into here.

Me and my friends do that.

Cawthorn is learning what happens when you break the first and second rules of Republican Coke Orgy Club.

Not sure if technically NSFW but viewer discretion is definitely advised.

There’s a video floating around Twitter that appears to be Matty Cawcaw naked, in bed dry humping some guy (his cousin?).

Up high!

Down low!

…

(I’ve been saving that meme for the right moment, but with god as my witness, I never thought I’d encounter someone talking about doing lines off of McConnell’s dick.)

@Ten Lubak We have a whole thread for this joker.

Holy fucking shit. Is he wearing a butt plug tail?

CLOSE ENOUGH!

He admitted the video is real.

Like this just legitimizes the GOP Cocaine orgies lmao.

Countdown until Madison Cawthorne releases the piss tape versus commits suicide via a bullet to the back of his head.

I gotta say, "why would you manscape the torso but leave the ass hairy?" is not a phrase I ever expected to hear on the radio when discussing a member of Congress.

Cawthorn did some creative accounting when it came to paying his chief-of-staff. It's a bit of an inside-baseball article, so I'm not going to C&P it, but the TL;DR version is that he "underpaid" his COS, so that folks wouldn't notice that he was funneling campaign funds to his COS. (A bit of a no-no.)

I will say that I think the latest video leaks about Sitler were done by him in order to distract from the fact that he's a fucking fascist.

Problem is the sort of shit Manchin gets up to won't embarrass him in front of HIS base i.e. Republicans.

I'm curious as to what she wants anyone to do. Expel him from the caucus, tell him to go caucus with the Republicans, and make Mitch McConnell the majority leader again?

The better question to ask is what exactly changes if he *does* switch sides or is replaced by a Republican.

Trust me, I'm fully aware the other side sck and I don't consider myself full anarchist who's still sore Bernie lost or anything, but I hate that were not allowed to express frustration about the complete ineptitude from some on our side because "the GQP'S worse."

We know they're worse.

That's why we want our reps to fight them.

Please no.

NOBODY needs to see that.

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