Man sneaks into grizzly exhibit at S.F. Zoo

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  1. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    Really? WTF would possibly drive someone to sneak into the grizzly exhibit? He is a complete idiot! People like this don't deserve to be saved. They should have just turned their backs and let nature take its course.
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  2. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    They should have set up cameras and sold tickets instead. Would have been entertaining, I'm thinking.
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  3. Zodiac

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    WTF could have driven someone into believing this was news?
  4. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    Reminds me of those 3 or 4 people attacked by the tiger at I believe that same zoo back on Christmas Day 2007 I think it was{:huh:}

    This :tbbs: was doing the same shit they were doing it looks like.

    Grizzlies are PHUCKING HUGE too.

    The bears missed out on some tasty primate meat:(
  5. 14thDoctor

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    He was very, very drunk or very, very high?

    He's mentally ill?

    He's a city boy who doesn't understand that wild animals aren't cuddly like cats and dogs?
  6. Zodiac

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    When I was a kid, I was on a trip in Europe accompanying my momz. Me, her and my uncle were driving by car to some important city. I had to step out and relieve myself. While I was peeing I saw an enormous, frightening cat that made some sort of hissing or growl or meow at me. It was a bobcat or lynx. Basically a big scary cat. If it attacked me, I probably wouldn't have survived. Only now do I appreciate how close I came to serious injury.
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    Sorta reminds me of the youtube video that seeminly has been taken down. It was a video of this drunk Korean guy that went into a lions den trying to baptize them with holy water :eek:

    Guy yelled "DEMONS OUT"...

    He didnt have to wait very long, those demons came out in full force.. fangs, claws and all!!

    "ROAAAAAR" :lol:
  8. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Momz?

    Your Momz could take on a bobcat and barely break a nail.
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    You are posting in my general direction? For your information, my momz could drive the bobcat insane with her incessant complains. The bobcat's behavior would never be good enough for her. It's claws would be too long, the wrong color, or not sharp enough. In time the bobcat would explode and unleash an orgy of violence, but not before she sucked 99.9% the life out of it. But she probably wouldn't break a nail (She's not American, meaning, she isn't a fat, lazy, stupid bitch used to being waiting on, and has to actually do something productive for a living, so she can't have nails in the first place.)

    I assume you had in mind some bizarre sexual practice involving mothers, bobcats and nails. Forget I wrote anything.
  10. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Does anybody know if he had children yet? He was so close.

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  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Nobody ever breaks into a zoo and makes a beeline for the penguins, koalas, or petting zoo section. Start small, then work your way up bigger animals.
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  12. Clyde

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    Stuff like this happens way too often and almost every story starts with somebody going to great lengths, over all variety of obstacles (safety rails, chain link fences, walls, moats, pits ...) to even come in contact with the dangerous animal. You'd think by the time they're climbing the final Plexiglas screen they'd reconsider the wisdom of offering Frosted flakes to Tigers, rhino-tipping, or asking lions if they know Aslan.



    Of course the animal involved usually gets put down for acting naturally.
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  13. Clyde

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    Always good advice. Think you can fly? Great but give it a go from the ground before you go jumping off rooftops.
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    Funny thing is if this nut had been hurt or killed by the bears the ZOO would end up being sued for not stopping him.
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  15. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    My wife would definitely head for the koalas.