Marion Jones = drugs cheat

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7030170.stm

A shame an Olympic legend has turned out to be a fraud. But not surprising, athletics is probably the dirtiest sport around when it comes to steroid abuse.

Next to competitive strip Chess, you mean.

No surprise. She just got caught, that's all.

Don't you touch my bishop

We need to get rid of professional sports/athletics competitions.

Wow you're fat.

Is that why she doesn't have tits?

Oh.

Okay.

Well, that only goes to show that you NEVER get punished for doing wrong, you only get punished for GETTING CAUGHT!

So? doesn't change the fact that we need to get rid of professional sports/athletics competitions.

So that's a fact now, is it? Go eat a twinkie.

God no. Those things are nasty and taste like shit.

Explain the use of "fact" and "need" in that sentence. Also explain how we go about getting rid of certain sports Rapey.

It's a fact that we need to do it. And I didn't say sports, I said professional sports/athletics competitions.

Explain.

Why?

Wrong kind of twinkie teddy

I want Ted to say it again . . .

What? That the continued existence of professional sports and athletics competitions hurts our country and our youth?

Ted Just picking at ya.

You keep saying this...

Yes. your point?

Yup, that was it.

I think professional is okay. I just think that there needs to be an "extra" league for those who feel the need to do steroids/EPO/etc. That way we could watch them destroy themselves in a matter of years and learn a true lesson.

Its a shame when someone like this who young people look up to reinforces the old stereotypes about blacks and drugs

That you don't have one. You're just jealous that the athletes got all the chicks in high school.

So what do female track and field stars get paid, anyway?

A lot. Sponsorships, speaking engagements, royalties from their image on things like cereal boxes and such.

They get payed in pooonany, they are all lesbos, right

Still no evidence McCreampuff.