Marso's new toy!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by BearTM, Mar 14, 2008.

  1. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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  2. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Nice - I expect he'll have to take us all on a checkout ride.
  3. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    I shall order one immediately :borg:
  4. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Yeah, Gulfstream just rolled that bad boy out last week. Our company will buy a bunch of them, but you won't see me flying it. I'm finished with planes that have that kind of range unless they are truly supersonic- my ass can't take 14 hours flights any more like I used to do in the P-3.

    My next new toy will be the XLS+, which is basically an upgrade of what I'm flying now. It can pull about a 4 hour leg, max, and most of the ones we fly are 2-3. That's a civilized amount of time that prevents me from developing deep vein thrombosis and being able to avoid using the aircraft lavatory.

    The new Gee-whiz is a sweet-ass airplane, though, and it's going to be very, very popular. The G-5 just went out of style, and their market resale value just took a big hit.
  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I, too, find that a very important criteria!

    The one and only time I used the lav on a Continental ERJ-145 was after 90 minutes of sitting at Newark waiting for a thunderstorm in Kentucky to get out of the way. The one and only time I ever used an airplane lav, and the fucking light was burned out! I had to aim, close the door, and shoot blind.
  6. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Yes, now imagine being the captain and having to use the lav in a plane where you know your passenger and there are maybe, at the most, 5 people in the back. I'll do it if I have to, but it's always awkward. :calli:


    EDIT: Oh, and to be clear, we're talking about taking a whiz here. I have never in my life taken a dump in an airplane, and never intend to. TMI, I know.
  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    As you walk back thru the passengers, say, "Okay, everybody humm something."
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  8. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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  9. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Actually, I ask 'em to keep an eye on my copilot because his wife just divorced him and he's been a bit "twitchy" this week...
  10. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Twitchy as in...

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