Meat Beaters Less Likely to Smoke Weed With Their Spouse

...or do anything else with a spouse for that matter

Hmm....I don't think you're correct.

Considering that approximately 100% of guys who are capable of an erection, have a libido, and aren't hideously repressed are meat beaters, that seems unlikely.

Guys who aren't meat beaters either are incapable of doing anything with a spouse, don't want to do anything with a spouse, or never would consider smoking weed.