Men of Wordforge: The Lesbian Test

Ok, dudes. Picture it, you get to spend one day as a woman and you're a lesbian. Would you be out there looking for some mutual carpet munching?

Lesbatarian?

A lesbian/bastard hybrid?

Dodgy slang term for dykes I heard in a British sitcom once.

Well yeah. In this lesbian for a day scenario how could it be otherwise?

^ Bull dykes agree!

Everyone's going to say yes, you know.

^ Would they say yes if Rosie O'Donnell was on the other end?

If that's the scenario, a dick or a fat bitch, I'd choose abstinence for a day.

And if I tried really hard, I might even pull it off.

The Lesbian Test:

For a day? Obviously lesbian. But if I were changed permanently, I think I'd retrain for bisexuality. Let's face it, to be a powerful woman you need to know how to manipulate a man through his penis.

If it's Rosie, then I'll just stay at home alone with a dildo or vibrator all day & see what all that multiple orgasm stuff is all about.

Gul likes the cock!

I would be queen of the lezbones.

I dunno, I'd finally get a chance to play around with Mrs A without pissing off the Uncle.

Yeah, you need a good spit-roasting to cure that mood of yours.

Am I a lipstick lesbian, or a gym teacher?

As usual, D, you're a gym teacher. But as you know gym teachers get the lipstick lesbians.

So you're in good company.

Some carpets might need a vacuuming first

best part of being female, IMO.

Teh baba.

I'm just not into the homo thing, no matter which gender.

I did them myself back in my punk phase.