Mistakes on a Plane!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by oldfella1962, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    "I'm sick of these......"

    You know the rest. This must have been one long, long, flight if this woman joined the Mile High Club in mid-flight. :jayzus:

    I know the sign says "do not flush sanity napkins" but you'd think not flushing a fetus is a given.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343410,00.html

    HOUSTON — Authorities are investigating the discovery of what appears to be a fetus in the bathroom of a Continental Airlines plane that arrived in Houston on a flight from New York's LaGuardia Airport.
    FBI Special Agent Shauna Dunlap said that while the plane was being cleaned about an hour after the plane landed Sunday, the cleaning crew found the apparent fetus. The medical examiner's office will do an autopsy to determine if it was viable.
    Dunlap said that if it is determined that a crime occurred, then the FBI will work with Houston police to determine where it occurred and continue from there.
  2. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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  3. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    I'll bet the plane flew again within a couple hours, with dead fetus germs and stank all over that lav, to say nothing of the airline seat where this chick was sitting.

    :vomit:
  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I hate when that happens!
  5. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    Question:

    If she suffered a miscarriage whilst in the toilet of the airplane, what do you think she should have done?

    Carried it in a little plastic bag, and given it to one of the airline staff?

    Working on the basis that this was a miscarriage, do any of you think it's possible she had no idea what to do, and just tried to make it go away in the first way she thought how? Do any of you think she might have felt traumatised at having to give it to someone else, quite publically, and then knowing it was sitting somewhere in a bin in the cabin?
  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Or was the alleged "fetus" really.....PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES? :mad:
    Think outside the box, folks.
  7. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Exactly right! From now on, all wimmins must have their uteruseseseses (uterii?) searched before boarding a plane!
  8. Jamey Whistler

    Jamey Whistler Éminence grise

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    No, no, no....you've got it all wrong.

    This story is just some "wag the dog" to cover up the fact that Continental, in an effort to bolster it's sagging revenues, has been quietly booking the soon-to-be-dreaded "abortion flights". While the world is asking, "Was it a crime, or a miscarriage?", the doc conducts business without the constant scrutiny and aggravation of pro-life protesters (mounting a picket line, in this instance, proves a new challenge for would-be hecklers).

    Now that the cover may blown, you'll see a lot more "regular" Baptists and Roman Catholics cashing in their frequent flier points.

    Watch for the associated story in regard to the fray over federally appointed "sky chaplains".