more evidence that Anime is what's wrong with America

and just because no one has stated the obvious from this thread yet...

Seriously, if this guy is what a life time of that shit does to a child's mind, then I may have to rethink my position on labeling tv shows.

I see Captain Fail's back with his Shinji quip that actually nobody gets or understand.

Nice one Captain Fail.

He's trying to earn the Skrain award. Soon the name for the greatest fail at Wordforge award will be retitled the X-Prize.

motion to rename the smilie :xprize:

It's like watching NGE again.


Needs something from a better show...

Do those pictures make you want to touch yourself?

Did u just ejaculate into a sock?

Captain X has gone Sandbagger on us

CX, you remind me of a story my grandpappy once told me.


Once, there was a hunter who saw a bear in the woods.

He took aim with his rifle and shot the bear, who in turn dropped to the ground.

The hunter ran up to claim his kill only to be met by a pissed off bear that could apparently speak!

"You fuck with bears, you're gonna get fucked," says the bear, who then brutally beats and then ass rapes the hunter.

Well, after a few weeks in the hospital having his asshole repaired, the hunter is out for vengeance. He's going to make that bear pay, and has set up with some large caliber automatic. When after a few days, the bear shows up, he fires off a couple bursts and the bear falls to the ground behind a tree.

SUre enough though, when the hunter goes to confirm the kill, the bear has recovered and repeats himself.

"You fuck with bears, you're gonna get fucked."

And once again, the bear cock leaves the hunter and his asshole broken and bleeding.

Well, after the rectal surgery was complete, our brave hunter loaded up with a few grenades, mined the area, and loaded his biggest guns. After hours of setting up he surveyed his preparations, smugly anticipating how he was about to get that bear when he felt a tap on his shoulder.

"You ain't here for the hunting, are ya?"

Whatever you say there, Shinji.

It's only an insult if people other than you know what that means.

Shinji is the Captain X of anime, and "Neon Genesis Evangelion", is ridiculously overrated.

You've really gotta do better than that if you wanna stop looking like an aspy who'll never know a woman's touch.

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Seriously, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR INSULTS. Back when you started the fucking Shinji crap in the STiD threads, I was the only one who knew what NGE was. I probably still am.

Maybe it's a sophisticated satire, showing how El Chup and Spaceturkey are picking on him over arbitrary crap that means nothing, so, he's giving back arbitrary crap that means nothing, therefore saying "this is what you look like to me".

....naaahh. X ain't that witty.

Shit, I'm pretty sure Dayton reads Captain X's posts and wonders how someone can let themselves look so stupid.

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This thread has X-factor! And no, that's not a good thing.

Captain X: If Dayton and apostle had a child. Now on display at the Wordforge Abnormal History Museum.

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don't worry, someday you'll have a driver's license.

And a girlfriend that isn't inflatable.

And hair on his balls.