More on DNA in the UK

Maybe I should have stuck with my original title: "Moron DNA in the UK".

Who was it that said in here that it'd only be a matter of time before someone said: "We have so many people on the DNA database, for such poor reasons, it's only fair if everyone's on it."

I didn't believe we'd get to that point so soon.

Liberal Scum

Nice.

Now we can move a step closer to eliminating the gay gene!

(Oh wait....nevermind...I forgot that being gay was a choice...)

You're lucky I have a webcomic in one hand.

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DNA in the U Kaaayyyyyy....
are the wrong genes gonna makes us gay.....

Well I was hopping that we finally had a way to eliminate the scourge that is homosexuality.

But then I remembered that people choose to be gay, so I guess it's back to the brainwashing camp idea.

Remember that scene in A Clockwork Orange? The Ludovico Technique? Only imagine that with gay porn and music by the Scissor Sisters.

*puts down webcomic*

There's nothing liberal about this. It's decidedly illiberal.

Except, of course, that the police can decide, quite voluntarily, that they don't actually need to take a DNA sample of you're a Friend of Tony up to your neck in the cash-for-honours dunghill.
When this storm broke, I was hoping the judge was indulging in hyperbole to draw attention to how unfair the present situation is, but I don't know enough about his record to decide one way or the other.

Good grief. I can't imagine anything that would justify such a policy. Might as well barcode and tag every person in Britain and be done with it.

Have they started putting surveillance cameras in peoples homes yet?

That was a joke about the US perception of UK newspapers, not a comment on the story.