MUH NINE-NINE-NINE PLAN

^Translation? "Herman Cain liked me. John Lewis, not so much."

"Racism doesn't exist, you just gotta pull your bootstraps, durpa, durpa, doop!".

*Finger down throat pantomime".

It must really suck to be so stupid that you can't understand nor follow a video with a less than 5 minute run time. Sorry that there aren't any actors in capes for you to drool over...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, Federal Farmer.

Save your jerking off for the porno. We both know that's the closest you'll ever get to a beautiful woman.

@T.R continues to show his respect for Herman Cain.

Okay, Volpone.

Whatever you say Spanky.

Conservative ideals of gender roles and stereotypes are backward and obsolete, because conservatism as a whole is an inferior ideology that desperately needs a mercy killing.

@T.R continues to show his respect for Herman Cain.

It's beautiful.
I've got gooseflesh.
It could only be better if Obama read his posts.
Wouldn't be a dry eye in the house.

You keep choking that chicken you awesome keyboard commando you. I got to get back to work. Someone has to pay for your government checks

Sage and wise words, FF.
And they come hypocrisy free.
Truly.

No doubt Herman Cain would approve of this post.

His ghost is too busy smiling down on that hotline number poster that tells you to rat out union organizers that hangs in the break-room of every fast food restaurant, but especially Godfathers.
Spreading misery to restaurant workers was his life's work.
We should always remember that with a tear of admiration in our eye, and a warm tingly feeling in our hearts.

It sure is nice to be able to pound the keyboard in faux outrage over nothing instead of having to defend and indefensible president, isn't it?

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When have you EVER seen me support that idiot?

I'll help you out. Here's the 2016 Election thread. Find a quote of any kind that shows me supporting Trump.

Should someone split The @T.R All About Me show from his loving devotion to Herman Cain?

Well, Trump sent Cain down to Tulsa, so he killed him.
You haven't said anything about that.
We took your silence as consent.

Yes, it's dated 30 April. Gotta love the #mybodymychoice tag. Karma, ya smug bastid.

Somebody please make sure @T.R sees this.

Yeah, that didn’t age well. Although l, one could argue that there is in fact no such thing as the Wuhan flu.

It's what Donnie-boy was calling it originally, but that wasn't getting enough traction with the MAGAZombies, so more recently he's been calling it the China flu.

For a guy who likes to shit all over China, he sure likes handing them geopolitical power.
I watched an hour long video of all the risings and fallings of China since ancient times, and they've gotten back all the power and influence they had in their golden age thanks to Trump.
His one stupid term has handed them the fucking planet.
They control all the shipping lanes, and they've all but devoured Australia.
Donnie's little tariff war is a sissy slap they're laughing at.
With power over trade routes, they just build 99% of a cellphone, install the final chip in some other country, and poof, it's not from China now.
Tariff loopholed.
Easy-peasy, lemon squeasey.

They're playing chess, he's playing Candyland.
He had chess players to help him, but he fired them all, and replaced them with morons so his little ego wouldn't feel upstaged.
Good job, Donnie.

I doubt he can even play candyland.

He's tweeting from the grave, it seems.

Doesn't twitter do things to verify accounts for official people, and wouldn't that be a violation? Shouldn't whoever is using the account have it shut down because it is not theirs?

At any rate, who had zombie pizza guy on their 2020 bingo card?