Muzzlyms vs Messicans

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  1. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Which is worse?

    According to Midnight Funeral, the Messicans are the only thing keeping the Muzzlym hordes from overrunning America, breeding out Christianity, and establishing a grand Caliphate.

    This presents quite a conundrum for Wordforge. Is it better to be Christian but Spanish-speaking and brown, or to be an infidel? :(
  2. Black Dove

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    I like pie.

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  3. Ward

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  5. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Hmm..

    Salma Hayek or OBL?

    Hard choice. :dayton:

    Oh, and

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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Messicans win the fight, they have leaf blowers which they can use to blow out the fuses of the Muzzie's explodey shoes.

    Over in a heartbeat.
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  7. Black Dove

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    Plus Messicans have better food.
  8. Delaware

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    You're forgetting one crucial fact. The Messicans are...

    illegal!11@!1!!! :tbbs:
    Them Muzzlyms might wear exploding shoes, but at least they followed legal immigration procedures.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I would, except there's no x to solve for, only m.

    Also, no maths in the Red Room :nono:
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  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    No math? :blush: How about updated math "word problems" involving
    "a hundred Mexicans swim across the Rio Grande at 1.5 miles per hour, with a cross current of 12 miles per hour......."
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  14. Bickendan

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    Colonel Schultz agrees!
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  15. Mullet Man

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    I don't see how starting a thread based on one false premise to offset another false premise brings any more truth into the equation.
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  16. Muad Dib

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    Cloaca! :yes:

    It's kinda like an asshole and a vagina all rolled into one.

    Kinda like this thread.
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    Fascinating...did you know Rays have them, too? :facts:
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I've noticed that. :yes:
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    Debatable. Halal fried chicken is some fine fried chicken.
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    Not much of a conundrum. Any self-respecting Mexican will show true loyalty only to Mexico. Mexicans are a far greater threat to the US than the pitiful specter of extremist Islam is. Can the US survive a war with the new awesome Aztec Empire? No. Can it survive a battle with the ghost of Osama Bin Laden, who gleefully murdered thousands of good white Americans en masse that day? Maybe, if you give the USG enough of your money.
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  23. Delaware

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    What do you think, Usul?
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  25. Delaware

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    Not even good ol' boy neoconfederates?
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    Only them.