My first drunk expirence...

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  1. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    Blasphemy!
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  2. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    I've never been drunk, in part because I like my sober state of mind and in part because I haven't found any booze that I would want to drink enough of to get drunk.

    They say in vino veritas but what if deep down you actually are a very sober personality?
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  3. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    You must be a blast a parties.
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  4. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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  5. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    I have no idea when I was drunk for the first time. My friends also drink quicker when I do, so it took till the christmas before last for them to actually see me drunk for the first time, because they made me down lots of straight spirits,

    Also, drunk at 16 is VERY different to drunk at 19/20.

    I have thrown up on many occasions.
    I am now Mistress of the tactical chunder! (My stomach is very small you see)


    Oh, and when I get drunk I'm an inhibitionless slut. Many boyfriends have found this to be a positive. I also slur, giggle, drop things, and get confused and excited/entertained easily. Oh, and for some reason, my face get tight, so I waggle it a lot, and I occasionally chew the inside of my mouth. I don't understand that bit.
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  7. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    Is that like a school?:borg:
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  11. Jenna

    Jenna bingo.

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    I just drank what they had... lol.
  12. Jenna

    Jenna bingo.

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    I can't get past the taste lol. I think it taste foul.
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    I was 15, me and my best friend went on a paddleboat to a tiny uninhabited, wooded island that was right across from my friends coastal home.

    I drank about 3/4 of a bottle of Southern Comfort in about ten minutes. At first I thought nothing of it..laughed at how stupid people are and then I stood up and it all rushed right to my head. :dizzy:

    I spent the rest of the day convinced trees were out to get me, crying about how much I was really in love with one of my male friends and not my shitty boyfriend, trying to wait out being drunker than hell...then the tide came in and we had to swim for the boat..I had to talk her parents into letting me stay the night on a school night so my parents would'nt see me...because my mom would have instantly known.

    God, I was still drunk when I went to sleep on her floor and had to go to school hungover.

    Ahhh, memories. :yuck:
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    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    I had loads of acid and weed before I ever drank, but I remember my first time.
    Some friends and I spent the night having cans of bud tallboys and bottles of blackberry brandy. One bottle for every two buds.

    At around 4am, I staggered/crawled to my friends house in Queensbridge, and crawled up the six flights. I managed to tumble into bed, but after awhile the spinning really upset my stomach, and I shot up, and lurched over to the open bedroom window and puked.

    On a cat. :soma:

    From six stories up, I covered that poor little bastard from tail to ear tips, before it bolted into the night, crying.

    I thought I was gonna die the next day.
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    then you dont know shit about anything :lol: next thread :rofl:
  17. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    I actually really like the taste, especially in cookies. You should try putting it in chocolate chip cookies, or brownies, it tastes really nice, and you'll find out if you like getting stoned or not.

    Personally, I think it imrpoves the cookies. Unfortunately, I don't like being stoned that much, unless i'm very stressed, and don't want to get drunk... That was a problem when we had leftover ones in the morning, they so tasty, buit not ocnductive to catching trains...
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    Damn, I was hoping for some lesbian fooling around in this story. :(
  20. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    13 or 14....can't remember. cheap vodka + warm diet pepsi. :( :vomit:

    I puked all over my mom and stepdad in the car when they picked me up. :blush:
  21. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    I drink but I've never gotten drunk (or at least not drunk enough to know that I was drunk... or maybe too drunk to know it?!).

    Just never was attracted to the idea of getting out of control. The most I've had was probably 10 beers in one night but it was spread out over a few hours and there was lots of food a the party to eat as well. Never felt "buzzed" or different in any way. Most of the hard liquor you get at university parties sucks ass (then again so does the beer) so I really never drank much of that.

    I've had some really great drinks at dinners before but always only 1-2 of them.
  22. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    I was fed mudslides until I passed out as a kid so I wouldn't annoy my family

    :D

    it takes me like 10 shots to even get buzzed. Of straight whiskey or vodka. Yanno?

    And Jenna, you don't get high the first time you smoke weed. Give it another go.
  23. Jenna

    Jenna bingo.

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    Yeah I didn't, it just taste like rotten meat to me lol.
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    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    it takes a few times. I mean, you can get over the taste pretty easily. Ask anyone what their first time smoking weed was like, and they'll say it did nothing until the third time or so.
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  25. Sunshine

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    I've tried to think back and say "this is the first time I was drunk" but I can't really. There've been many drunken nights and I just can't think which was the first.

    I'm a happy, energetic drunk. I love to dance, laugh and have a lot of fun. :rave:
  26. Patch

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    I'm going to be the boot on the throat of fun here, but I say if you didn't like pot then don't bother with it. I've always seen it as a waste of time and it never did anything good for me except space me out at Justice League on Cartoon Network.

    Drinking is good fun. Stick with the alcohol.

    First time I ever got drunk was at school in 11th grade. Stupid, stupid, stupid decision but I never really got in much trouble so it wasn't all bad. I brought a Nalgene bottle full of about 2/3 vodka and 1/3 orange juice, I was drinking it before first period when a friend suggested that I chug the whole thing rather than be caught with it. Again, stupid, stupid, stupid decision. I chugged it and needed a friend to walk me to my first period class after which much ensued and most of it I don't remember.

    I drink fairly regularly, always have 3-4 types of liquor available.
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  27. MayDayAli

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    Bacardi! and Cola!

    It gets the job done!

    ...and the freshman girl drunk for the first time.
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  28. Herbalist

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    I don't remember the first time I got drunk. Was to long ago. My parents were probably the culprits, either them or one of my assclown uncles. But to give them a break they were a bunch of idiot kids when I was born, what did they know? I remember the first time I got high though, I was in middle school and had just discovered my step father smoked so me and a cousin of mine went searching for his stash. We went to the lake after an older kid from the neighborhood showed us how to make a bowl from tin foil and plopped down to smoke what must of been at least three or four grams. I don't know about not getting high the first time you smoke but I was blowed out of my mother fucking mind. I walked home feeling like I was on a rollercoaster and looking all zombied out and my step father took one look at me and my cousin and made us pancakes. God I love that man.
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  29. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    gul agrees: Do you have a good source?

    hell yeah! If by that you mean source of drugs and beer, yes. I have a russian dealer friend who gives me freebies :diablo:
  30. Ash

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    I deeply regretted the first time I tried that combo (pot + alcohol). I ended up motionless on the couch for several hours.

    I tried to get into pot. I really did. I even went to Holland. After much experimenting I can only conclude this: Pot is a shitty, overrated drug. At best, it makes me feel like not doing anything, and at worst I just fall asleep. If I combine it with alcohol, I'm headed straight for an upset stomach. It also makes it really difficult for me to pay attention when someone is talking to me which results in a lot "What?" and "huh?".