My giant penis

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  1. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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  2. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    it's about time! This should be mandatory viewing under Biden's progressive presidency. Oh wait - do they have a version about a woman with a giant penis?
    Because that would be uber progressive and "woke".
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  4. Jenee

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    Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    OK Boomer! Your statement only applies if you're a "square" - if that term is even used any more. I think Joes first mandate is abolishing all talk or references pertaining to the barbaric, obsolete and sexist notion of "gender." Come on 21 January!
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  6. Jenee

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    It's a quote from Kindergarten cop. Not a political statement.
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Oh I see - I never saw the movie.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Wasn't it Scorp who used to say something about his "humongous penis"?
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    if so, that's weak sauce. Any man can brag about a big penis, it takes real courage to brag about a micro penis! I want to say this is a quote from Thomas Jefferson but I'm not positive about this.
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Hmm, Ron Jeremy is a rapist who's about to be locked up, Randy Spears quit porn to be a Jesus freak, John Holmes is dead, who've we got left to star in this thing?
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  11. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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  12. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    points for [a movie quote I could not identify, but I now remember.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Can you tell me what movie needledick the bug fucker came from? Without google.
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  14. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Is it any better than a animated teenage comedy about a guy in high school who wakes up to find out his girl crush has become his right hand? I have seen the boku no pico cum wagon.

    Denmark is going to have to do a bit more than mr. penis guy to truly disturb me.
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  15. matthunter

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    Hey, 'member when this "look at those weirdos in other countries!!!" thing was valid?

    ;)
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    LOL
    I was jsut thinking of that the other day and how to reshoot that scene when they remake it with The Rock.
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  17. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    but can it compare to M. Piedlourde?



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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    It's so easy, happy go lucky!


    This is what the japanese do when they have a recession to cheer families up. This is the only society on the planet to be psychologically scarred by 2 nuclear bombs. Japan has Penis festivals. They have warped my mind far better than any other culture.
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    They can call me if they want to make a show about the opposite penile condition.
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    I'd watch it.

    Fun fact: I walked out of a screening of Doom because of how bad it was. Now, I'd watch it just because of Dwayne Johnson.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    wow....I think it came from a movie with Bette Midler. I do know a guy in my barracks in the Air Force quoted that in the early 80's. I could be way off here.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yup, it was bette midler and shelly long. I think the movie was outrageous fortune.

    Points for you.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    is the movie any good?
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  24. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    This sounds like it would be fun to watch while stoned.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    If you like 80's midler wise cracking comedy, and shelly long doing diane from cheers again it would be a good movie to see. It was probably the height of their movie comedy acting. I cannot recommend running out to find it, but if it was on TV it would not be bad for killing time.
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    How about a video, then?

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  27. Diacanu

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    Best movie Shelly Long was in was "Night Shift".
    I'll die on that hill.
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    The Money Pit.
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