New Fantastic Four

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  1. We Are Borg

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    Not even that. This one's on my "I'll only watch it if I don't have to pay a dime" list.
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  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Oh, I didn't mean to indicate that I'd be paying for it either. I don't have cable anymore, so I won't be watching it on TV. If it comes on Netflix, Hulu or Amazon, I still won't watch it because that would still be paying for it. The day I watch this pile of crap, I'll be playing pirate that day.
  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    It's on my list to watch, and I always finish a list.
    If it's as bad as the critics are saying, I'll watch Ant-Man again for an antidote.
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  4. T.R

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    That's what I'm hoping happens. With the way Fox has tanked this property Marvel can get it back cheap.
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  5. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Critics Consensus from Rotten Tomatoes:

    Ouch.
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    This is actually getting worse reviews than the two Jessica Alba movies!

    And I thought those were bad...

    I think Marvel will be getting one of their properties back soon.
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  7. Paladin

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    Yikes, into single digits on Rotten Tomatoes.

    Sounds like the only superpower this movie has is to disappear after a single weekend.
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    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Watched the first FF movie, no interest in this one. I mentioned it in the movie thread, but it was pretty not-good.
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    The Roger Corman movie?
  10. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Well, we know why Fox spent very little promoting it and why they kept critics from seeing it until the last minute...
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    Were you staying at a La Quinta? :ramen:
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  12. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    La Quinta? I can't afford that kinda fancy hotel. I stay at Motel 6. :bailey:
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    "'La Quina', Spanish for 'Next to Denny's.'" :bergman:
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Just got back from it.

    Quickie review, the Tim Story ones are better.

    Blog review pending.
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  15. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  17. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I just got back from the FF.

    It wasn't even remotely as bad as everyone says it was.
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    It was worse?
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  19. Steal Your Face

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    I still think I'd rather double dip on Ant-Man or M:I5 I'm not that big of a fan of F4 anyway. The only actor I like is Kate Mara and she's not that big of an apeal for me to see this one. I'm simply not interested.
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  20. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Well, if Marvel gets FF back after this, then they can mix with The Inhumans as is proper.
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  21. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    No, the one that was followed by the Silver Surfer movie. ;) As I mentioned in the movie thread, there were some good ideas in that movie, but the execution was pretty bad. I get the sense that that would be the best case scenario if I watched this movie.
  22. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Okay, here's how I'd fix Fantastic Four.

    First of all, keep this version, no reboot, and here's why.

    This version, as broken as it is, has dimension travel.
    This fixes everything else.

    Have Fox work out the same deal as Sony has with Spider-Man.
    Share the characters, but Fox puts forward the work and money for solo FF movies.
    If Marvel has to make them, their slate is already crowded, you won't see these characters again 'til 2025.

    FF2, have the FF open a dimension door to the MCU, and their next movie is a crossover.
    Now, the Inhumans can meet the FF, She-Hulk can replace Thing, and the mythos is complete.

    FF3, have the FF open a dimension door to the X-Men.

    Bam, Marvel universe is re-assembled.
  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oh, and in the MCU crossover, have the MCU world has a version of Doctor Doom that's like the comics, and go to their world to replace the shitty one.
    Boom, fixed.
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    In one of the 18 billion Marvel/Disney/superhero threads we have here, I pointed out that Marvel will have input on all the non-Disney Marvel films and idly wondered if Marvel wouldn't fuck up the non-Disney films so that they could get the rights back. I was told that there was no way Marvel would allow any of the films to suck because it would damage the other superhero films they were planning.....
  25. Ebeneezer Goode

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    I don't think Marvel has that much influence on the Fox ones. The contract will state that Fox can only do so much with the F4, beyond that? Can't see it.

    As for the F4, I plan to see it, although from wheat I hear it starts out well enough but then fades into fairly staid territory, and there is little, if any, humour, which is the bit I don't understand.

    Superhero films are for entertainment, and people like to laugh, so if you have a dark film, fine, stick in some gallows humour or some light-hearted moments to either offset the dark moments or even amplify them.

    Really, not a difficult concept.
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    The movie is getting really bad reviews.
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  29. We Are Borg

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    I've never seen a "Director's Cut" that actually improves a shitty film. I think a shitty film is a shitty film, and no amount of editing is going to fix it. :shrug:
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    Fantastic Four is The Most Self-Loathing Superhero Movie I’ve Ever Seen